# Botticelli, September 2025

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 3, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694 "2025-09-03T01:19:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/161 "2025-09-13T22:48:21Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> > [@SunUp](#):
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> > - Have you played a burnout DJ, a high school teacher, and a small-time Chicago pimp?
> > - Are you an aerospace engineer who always hangs out at his friends’ apartment?
> > - Were you known as “The Christian General” during the Civil War?
> 
> DQ  
> I am not Howard Wololwitz (sp?)  
> DQ

#1 was Howard Hesseman. Correct on #2. #3 was MGen Oliver Otis Howard.

Howard x3!

DQ:  
Known for politics/military?

1 DQ reserved.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/162 "2025-09-14T01:59:43Z")

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**H**

1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with H
4. Dead
5. Not known for the Arts
6. American
7. Died before 1980
8. Last name begins from A-M
9. Not known for politics/military

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/163 "2025-09-14T02:20:13Z")

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Good job, **knoodler**!

IQs:

Were you a cadaverous FDR aide?  
Were you, too?  
Were you Lincoln’s top military advisor but did not, by 1865, hold any battlefield command?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/164 "2025-09-14T02:53:18Z")

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IQs:  
1. Do you have a newspaper column with helpful household hints?  
2. Are your company’s products finger-lickin’ good?  
3. Does the number 53 appear in a circle on your hood?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/165 "2025-09-14T07:56:07Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Were you a cadaverous FDR aide?  
> Were you, too?  
> Were you Lincoln’s top military advisor but did not, by 1865, hold any battlefield command?

Take 3 DQs

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> 1. Do you have a newspaper column with helpful household hints?
> 2. Are your company’s products finger-lickin’ good?
> 3. Does the number 53 appear in a circle on your hood?

I am not Heloise Lastname, with hints.  
I am not the venerable Colonel Harlan Sanders.  
I am not Herbie, the Love Bug.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/166 "2025-09-14T12:08:24Z")

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IQ1: Were you Eric and David’s mother?  
IQ2: Did you have a dog named Ribsy?  
IQ3: Did you sell bands?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/167 "2025-09-14T12:50:40Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> I am not Heloise Lastname, with hints.  
> I am not the venerable Colonel Harlan Sanders.  
> I am not Herbie, the Love Bug.

A clean sweep!

IQs:  
1. Were you the “tenth man” on the US Supreme Court?  
2. Are you the eloquent but unreliable narrator narrator of _Lolita_?  
3. Did you star in _The Sessions_, _What Women Want_, and _Mad About You_?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/168 "2025-09-14T15:08:59Z")

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DQ  
I am not Hubert Humbert  
I am not Helen Hunt

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/169 "2025-09-14T15:09:56Z")

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DQ: Known for business?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/170 "2025-09-14T15:13:18Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> DQ  
> I am not Hubert Humbert  
> I am not Helen Hunt

1 was Learned Hand.

DQ: died before 1930?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/171 "2025-09-14T15:17:37Z")

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**H**

1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with H
4. Dead
5. Not known for the Arts
6. American
7. Died before 1980
8. Last name begins from A-M
9. Not known for politics/military
10. Known for business
11. Died after 1930

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/172 "2025-09-14T15:24:03Z")

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IQs:  
1. Are you the first person mentioned in “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?  
2. Did you write about the Banality of Evil?  
3. Are you Mike Mignola’s most famous character?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/173 "2025-09-14T15:34:00Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> 1. Are you the first person mentioned in “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?
> 2. Did you write about the Banality of Evil?
> 3. Are you Mike Mignola’s most famous character?

I am not… Buddy Holly?  
DQ  
DQ

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/174 "2025-09-14T15:41:23Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
>
> I am not… Buddy Holly?  
> DQ  
> DQ

1 was Harry Truman; 2 was Hannah Arendt; 3 was Hellboy.

DQs:  
1. known for founding business?  
2. died after 1960?  
3. first name is Harry, Harold, or Henry?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/175 "2025-09-14T16:25:07Z")

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Ahem…

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you Eric and David’s mother?  
> IQ2: Did you have a dog named Ribsy?  
> IQ3: Did you sell bands?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/176 "2025-09-14T19:15:37Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you Eric and David’s mother?  
> IQ2: Did you have a dog named Ribsy?  
> IQ3: Did you sell bands?

Sorry!

3 DQs

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/177 "2025-09-14T19:17:23Z")

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**H**

1. Real
2. Male
3. First name begins with H
4. Dead
5. Not known for the Arts
6. American
7. Died before 1980
8. Last name begins from A-M
9. Not known for politics/military
10. Known for business
11. Died after 1930
12. Known for founding business
13. Died after 1960
14. First name is Harry, Harold, or Henry

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/178 "2025-09-14T19:30:59Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you the first member of SNL’s Five Timers Club?
2. Were you a fullback who first played professional football in the CFL, but had your best seasons with the Pittsburgh Steelers?
3. Were you a New York lawyer played by Harrison Ford in a title role?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/179 "2025-09-14T19:43:13Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> - Were you the first member of SNL’s Five Timers Club?
> - Were you a fullback who first played professional football in the CFL, but had your best seasons with the Pittsburgh Steelers?
> - Were you a New York lawyer played by Harrison Ford in a title role?

I am not Buck Henry  
DQ  
I am not Henry Lastname (_Regarding Henry_)

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli-september-2025/1022694/180 "2025-09-14T19:46:44Z")

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Correct on 1 & 3 (Henry Turner).  
#2 was John Henry Johnson.

Henry x3!

DQ: Business was named for founder?

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