# Botticelli
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [May 3, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932 "2008-05-03T21:23:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/1 "2008-05-03T21:23:09Z")
[How to play](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botticelli_(game))
I’m SH.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/2 "2008-05-03T21:33:23Z")
Did you win the Battle of San Jacinto?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/3 "2008-05-03T21:48:13Z")
[QUOTE=silenus]
Did you win the Battle of San Jacinto?
[/QUOTE]
No, I’m not Sam Houston.
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### Author:  [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/4 "2008-05-03T21:51:25Z")
Did you have an affair with Thomas Jefferson?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/5 "2008-05-03T21:53:50Z")
[QUOTE=mobo85]
Did you have an affair with Thomas Jefferson?
[/QUOTE]
No, I’m not Sally Hemmings.
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/6 "2008-05-03T22:01:22Z")
Did you portray a famous painter in a movie?
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/7 "2008-05-03T22:01:58Z")
Were you the first “President of the United States In Congress Assembled?”
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/8 "2008-05-03T22:05:29Z")
> [@silenus](#):
>
> Were you the first “President of the United States In Congress Assembled?”
No, I’m not Samuel Huntington.
[QUOTE=twickster]
Did you portray a famous painter in a movie?
[/QUOTE]
No, and I don’t know who you mean.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/9 "2008-05-03T22:15:10Z")
Are you a wheelchair-bound physicist?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/10 "2008-05-03T22:16:36Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Are you a wheelchair-bound physicist?
[/QUOTE]
No, I’m not Stephen Hawking.
(I have to say I’m impressed with the guesses so far!)
EDIT: Oh, yeah… **twickster** gets a Direct Question.
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/11 "2008-05-03T22:34:46Z")
Are you male?
(and do I tell you who I was thinking of?)
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/12 "2008-05-03T22:38:52Z")
[QUOTE=twickster]
Are you male?
(and do I tell you who I was thinking of?)
[/QUOTE]
Yes, you reveal who you were thinking of.
Yes, I am male.
**SH is…**
[ul][\*]Male[/ul]
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/13 "2008-05-03T22:41:13Z")
(Salma Hayek, who played Frida Kahlo)
Did you appear in short comedy films with other members of your family?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/14 "2008-05-03T22:45:45Z")
[QUOTE=twickster]
Did you appear in short comedy films with other members of your family?
[/QUOTE]
No, and I don’t know who you mean.
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/15 "2008-05-03T22:49:50Z")
Shemp Howard, one of the Three Stooges
Are you a fictional character?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/16 "2008-05-03T22:51:27Z")
[QUOTE=twickster]
Are you a fictional character?
[/QUOTE]
No, I am not a fictional character.
**SH is…**
[ul][li]Male[/li][\*]Not a fictional character[/ul]
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/17 "2008-05-03T22:55:39Z")
Were you executed by hanging?
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/18 "2008-05-03T22:57:33Z")
[QUOTE=twickster]
Were you executed by hanging?
[/QUOTE]
No, I am not Saeed Hanaei.
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### Author:  [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/19 "2008-05-03T22:58:48Z")
Do you blow a mean tenor?
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/20 "2008-05-03T22:58:53Z")
I was thinking of Saddam Hussein – do I get another direct question?
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