# Botticelli

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [May 3, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932 "2008-05-03T21:23:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/81 "2008-05-04T01:43:16Z")

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Are you a blowhard conservative commentator?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/82 "2008-05-04T01:45:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]  
Are you a blowhard conservative commentator?  
[/QUOTE]

No, I’m not Sean Hannity. (Nod to **WF Tomba** 😉 )

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### Author: ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/83 "2008-05-04T01:59:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
No, I’m not Sean Hannity. (Nod to **WF Tomba** 😉 )  
[/QUOTE]

Fuck, sorry.

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### Author: ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/84 "2008-05-04T02:21:40Z")

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Do you catch passes with Hines at Heinz field?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/85 "2008-05-04T02:24:13Z")

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[QUOTE=HongKongFooey]  
Do you catch passes with Hines at Heinz field?  
[/QUOTE]

No, I’m not Santonio Holmes.

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### Author: ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/86 "2008-05-04T03:03:22Z")

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Were you the worst actress ever to be a member of “Charlie’s Angels”?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/87 "2008-05-04T03:06:34Z")

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[QUOTE=astorian]  
Were you the worst actress ever to be a member of “Charlie’s Angels”?  
[/QUOTE]

No, I’m not Shelley Hack.

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### Author: ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/88 "2008-05-04T04:33:34Z")

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Are you a nationally syndicated African-American talk radio host?

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### Author: ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/89 "2008-05-04T04:37:01Z")

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Are you still alive? And if I get to ask two, is your first name Steven or Stephen?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/90 "2008-05-04T04:37:36Z")

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[QUOTE=divemaster]  
Are you a nationally syndicated African-American talk radio host?  
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No, and I don’t know who you mean.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/91 "2008-05-04T04:39:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]  
Are you still alive? And if I get to ask two, is your first name Steven or Stephen?  
[/QUOTE]

Sorry, that’s a DQ. Gotta stump with with an indirect first. 😉

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### Author: ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/92 "2008-05-04T04:42:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Quote:  
> Originally Posted by divemaster  
> Are you a nationally syndicated African-American talk radio host?

> [@](#):
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> No, and I don’t know who you mean.

Steve Harvey.

DQ: Are you caucasian?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/93 "2008-05-04T04:44:48Z")

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[QUOTE=divemaster]  
DQ: Are you caucasian?  
[/QUOTE]

Yes.

**SH is…**  
[ul][li]Male[/li][li]Not a fictional character[/li][li]Not an artist[/li][li]Not an author[/li][li]Not an entertainer[/li][li]American[/li][li]Alive[/li][li]Under 50 years old[/li][\*]Caucasian[/ul]

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### Author: ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/94 "2008-05-04T04:45:50Z")

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Never mind.

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### Author: ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/95 "2008-05-04T04:45:57Z")

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Just as an aside, I have not played this game since my senior year in HS, when my calculus instructor taught it to the class. We played a couple of rounds every Friday. Since I had never heard of the game before (or since), I just assumed it was something he made up! I’m glad for the trip down memory lane and trying to guess whoever in the world you are thinking of. 🆒

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### Author: ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/96 "2008-05-04T04:48:18Z")

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Are you an American Federal employee?

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### Author: ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/97 "2008-05-04T04:52:02Z")

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Did you replace Peter Banks, after Robert Fripp turned down the job?

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/98 "2008-05-04T04:55:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]  
Ok, I don’t get it. How is “Are you alive?” any more or less direct than “Are you the worst actress on Charlies Angels”? I won’t quibble about the name question  
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It’s as much as a guessing game for the chooser as for the guessers. From the link in the OP:

> [@](#):
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> **Indirect Mode**
> 
> In indirect mode, the guessers take turns (either in sequence or informally) to think of someone with the designated initial letter. These guesser choices do not have to conform to any other information so far acquired about the chooser’s identity (e.g. male, non-fiction, still alive).
> 
> Each guesser asks the chooser a yes/no question using some detail of the guesser’s choice. For example, if the letter is B then the guesser might choose Yul Brynner and ask, “Are you bald?” At this point, the chooser has three possible responses:
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> [ul][li]“No, I am not Frank Black.” — The chooser has either guessed the guesser’s chosen person, or has thought of another person who fits the same criteria. (Even if the guesser was thinking of the chooser’s chosen person, a correct “No I am not” that names a different person is allowed, if it fits the questioned criteria.) The game remains in indirect mode, and moves to the next guesser.[/li][li]“No, and I don’t know who you’re thinking of.” — The chooser can’t think of someone meeting the criteria. The guesser reveals their answer, and the game changes to direct mode. (If guesser was thinking of the chooser’s person, then the guesser wins.)[/li][li]“Yes, I am Yul Brynner.” — The chooser’s identity meets the criterion of the guesser’s question, and the chooser cannot think of anyone else who satisfies it. The guesser wins.[/ul][/li]Guessers can use indirect mode to guess the chooser’s identity directly (e.g. “Are you Yul Brynner?”)
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> The bar for guesser choices is lower than that for the chooser’s identity; it is not essential for the chooser to have heard of the person, or to know the relevant biographical detail, but guessers should not deliberately exploit this provision. The ideal guesser question is one where the chooser says “Doh! I should have gotten that.” when the answer is revealed.

So when **astorian** asked if I was the worst ever member of _Charlie’s Angels_ I had to guess who he was talking about. His guess has to be an ‘SH’, and my has to be an SH that was in _Charlie’s Angels_. So it’s different from directly asking ‘Are you Shelley Hack?’

If I know who he’s talking about I have to say ‘No, I’m not Shelley Hack,’ and the next question must be indirect. If I didn’t know he was thinking of Shelley Hack and couldn’t think of another SH that was a member of the show, then I have to say I don’t know and he gets to ask a direct question.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/99 "2008-05-04T04:57:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]  
Are you an American Federal employee?  
[/QUOTE]

Aha. So you are thinking of an American Federal employee whose initials are SH. I don’t know who you mean, so you get a DQ.

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticelli/447932/100 "2008-05-04T04:58:25Z")

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[QUOTE=astorian]  
Did you replace Peter Banks, after Robert Fripp turned down the job?  
[/QUOTE]

No, and I don’t know who you mean.

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