# Botticellii -- Dec 2025

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303 "2025-12-01T21:07:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/221 "2025-12-26T17:01:01Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you a girlfriend of Sid Vicious?
2. Were you married to Mariah Carey?
3. Are you the all-time leader of MLB no-hitters?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/222 "2025-12-26T17:02:33Z")

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IQs

1. Were you the round Welsh character that served as the center for most episodes of the highly acclaimed, all-leather wireless type 1950s BBC radio series _The Goon Show_?
2. Does the book _Good Omens_ deal with your prophecies?
3. Did you write _The Scarlet Letter_?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/223 "2025-12-26T17:06:47Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a girlfriend of Sid Vicious?
> 2. Were you married to Mariah Carey?
> 3. Are you the all-time leader of MLB no-hitters?

Her given name was Nancy, but I forget her surname. Take a DQ.  
I am not Nick Cannon.  
I am not Nolan Ryan.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs
> 
> 1. Were you the round Welsh character that served as the center for most episodes of the highly acclaimed, all-leather wireless type 1950s BBC radio series _The Goon Show_?
> 2. Does the book _Good Omens_ deal with your prophecies?
> 3. Did you write _The Scarlet Letter_?

Ah, I’ve been goonshowed. Take a DQ.  
I am not Neil Gaiman.  
I am not Nathaniel Hawthorne.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/224 "2025-12-26T17:13:20Z")

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IQs:  
1. Were you sleep-hypnotized into being Richard Nixon?  
2. Did you do “hatchetations”?  
3. Was the pizza place in _Home Alone_ named after you?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/225 "2025-12-26T17:23:19Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> > [@knoodler](#):
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> > IQs:
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> > 1. Were you a girlfriend of Sid Vicious?
> > 2. Were you married to Mariah Carey?
> > 3. Are you the all-time leader of MLB no-hitters?
> 
> Her given name was Nancy, but I forget her surname. Take a DQ.  
> I am not Nick Cannon.  
> I am not Nolan Ryan.

Nancy Spungen, but you got the important part correct.

No DQs

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/226 "2025-12-26T18:57:15Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> > IQs
> > 
> > 1. Were you the round Welsh character that served as the center for most episodes of the highly acclaimed, all-leather wireless type 1950s BBC radio series _The Goon Show_?
> > 2. Does the book _Good Omens_ deal with your prophecies?
> > 3. Did you write _The Scarlet Letter_?
> 
> Ah, I’ve been goonshowed. Take a DQ.  
> I am not Neil Gaiman.  
> I am not Nathaniel Hawthorne.

#1 is Neddy Seagoon (I don’t wish to know that!)  
#2 was Agnes Nutter. Neil was a co-author but not a prophet.  
#3 is correct.

2 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/227 "2025-12-27T01:29:54Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Were you sleep-hypnotized into being Richard Nixon?
> 2. Did you do “hatchetations”?
> 3. Was the pizza place in _Home Alone_ named after you?

#3 I am not Nero.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/228 "2025-12-27T01:42:50Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> #3 I am not Nero.  
> Take 2 DQs.

1 was Nandor, in _What We Do in the Shadows_; 3 was Carrie Nation.

DQs:  
1. died after 1915?  
2. known from science?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/229 "2025-12-27T02:12:58Z")

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IQs:

1. Are you the true chosen one to destroy Voldemort?
2. Did you hope to contain Hitler?
3. Did you and your brothers form an R&B/soul/funk band in the 70s?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/230 "2025-12-27T02:58:56Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you vanish with Amelia Earhart?  
2. Were you caretaker of the Muppet babies?  
3. Did you play Nandor on _What We Do in the Shadows_?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/231 "2025-12-27T04:19:10Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Are you the true chosen one to destroy Voldemort?
> 2. Did you hope to contain Hitler?
> 3. Did you and your brothers form an R&B/soul/funk band in the 70s?

I am not Neville Longbottom.  
I am not Neville Chamberlain.  
I am not Aaron Neville (and the other Neville Brothers).

Neville x3 !

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you vanish with Amelia Earhart?
> 2. Were you caretaker of the Muppet babies?
> 3. Did you play Nandor on _What We Do in the Shadows_?

I am not Fred Noonan.  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/232 "2025-12-27T04:23:02Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> I am not Fred Noonan.  
> Take 2 DQs.

2 was Nanny; 3 was Kayvan Novak.

2 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/233 "2025-12-27T04:27:02Z")

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# N

1. Real
2. Male
3. Last name begins with N
4. Known partially from the arts
5. Dead
6. Naturalized American
7. Died before 1930
8. Also partially known from politics
9. Died after 1900
10. First name begins with N-Z
11. Born in Europe
12. Died before 1915
13. Not known from science

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/234 "2025-12-27T05:50:22Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> @Elendil_s_Heir , you have one more DQ (Living? was a duplicate)

Ah, thanks.

Previous IQs:

Were you the last cast member to appear onscreen in the crime spoof _Murder by Death_? - Nancy Walker  
Did Jane Fonda play you in _The Butler_? - Yes, Nancy Reagan (she was OK, but was outdone by Alan Rickman, who made for a _very_ convincing Ronnie)  
Are you, so far, the only woman to serve as Governor of Ohio? - Nancy Hollister

Nancy x3!

DQs:

Born in the British Isles?  
Held American elective office?

One DQ reserved.

IQs:

Did JFK wish you a happy birthday by phone on Nov. 22, 1963?  
Were you the pen name of an early American humorist?  
Are you the best-known person from Wapakoneta, Ohio?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/235 "2025-12-27T14:19:26Z")

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DQ: Are you a German-born cartoonist who helped solidify our present day image of Santa Claus?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/236 "2025-12-27T15:01:55Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
>
> I am not Neville Longbottom.  
> I am not Neville Chamberlain.  
> I am not Aaron Neville (and the other Neville Brothers).
> 
> Neville x3 !

Yep

0 DQs

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/237 "2025-12-27T16:38:35Z")

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Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Yes, I am

# Thomas Nast

New York political cartoonist, scourge of the Tammany Hall and the Tweed Ring, and the first person to portray Santa Claus in his now-familiar red suit.

You’re up to host, **Prof**!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/238 "2025-12-27T17:05:40Z")

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And I am…

# K!

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/239 "2025-12-27T17:20:31Z")

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K it is!

IQs:

1. Are you a German soccer star who once coached the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team?
2. Are you his son, and now a (sometime) goalkeeper for that same team?
3. Are you the most-capped player for the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/240 "2025-12-27T17:26:36Z")

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Congrats, Prof.!

IQs:  
1. Did you draw the first few issues of _The Sandman_, for Vertigo?  
2. Is a _Doctor Who_ novel about _Who Killed_ you?  
3. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

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