# Botticellii -- Dec 2025

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [December 1, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303 "2025-12-01T21:07:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/241 "2025-12-27T17:43:02Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Are you a German soccer star who once coached the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team?
> 2. Are you his son, and now a (sometime) goalkeeper for that same team?
> 3. Are you the most-capped player for the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team?

Take 3 DQs.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you draw the first few issues of _The Sandman_, for Vertigo?
> 2. Is a _Doctor Who_ novel about _Who Killed_ you?
> 3. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

1. Take a DQ.
2. I am not John F. Kennedy (??)
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/242 "2025-12-27T18:13:10Z")

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O, K!

IQs:

1. Did you include your family in a weekly sketch comedy program?
2. Are you currently the cast member of a sketch comedy and variety program with the longest tenure?
3. Did you appear in a sitcom with him?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/243 "2025-12-27T18:28:35Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you include your family in a weekly sketch comedy program?
> 2. Are you currently the cast member of a sketch comedy and variety program with the longest tenure?
> 3. Did you appear in a sitcom with him?

1. I am not Keenan Wayans.
2. Live from New York, I have no idea. Take a DQ.
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/244 "2025-12-27T18:35:16Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> 1. Take a DQ.
> 2. I am not John F. Kennedy (??)
> 3. Take a DQ.

1 (_Sandman_) is Sam Kieth; 2 (_Doctor Who_ novel) was indeed John F. Kennedy; 3 (milkshake) was Kelis.

DQs:  
1. real?  
2. female?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/245 "2025-12-27T19:13:32Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> > [@SunUp](#):
> >
> > IQs:
> > 
> > 1. Are you a German soccer star who once coached the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team?
> > 2. Are you his son, and now a (sometime) goalkeeper for that same team?
> > 3. Are you the most-capped player for the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team?
> 
> Take 3 DQs.

Juergen Klinsmann, Jonathan Klinsmann, and Kristine Lilly.

DQ: First name beings with K?

2 DQs reserved.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/246 "2025-12-27T19:48:54Z")

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DQs

1. Real
2. Female
3. Last name starts with K

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/247 "2025-12-27T22:24:07Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> > [@knoodler](#):
> >
> > 1. Did you include your family in a weekly sketch comedy program?
> > 2. Are you currently the cast member of a sketch comedy and variety program with the longest tenure?
> > 3. Did you appear in a sitcom with him?
> 
> 1. I am not Keenan Wayans.
> 2. Live from New York, I have no idea. Take a DQ.
> 3. Take a DQ.

Correct  
Kenan Thompson  
Kel Mitchell (_Kenan & Kel_)

DQs:

1. Alive?
2. American?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/248 "2025-12-27T22:48:55Z")

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DQs

1. Real
2. Female
3. Last name starts with K
4. Alive
5. American

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/249 "2025-12-28T00:29:55Z")

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Congrats!

1. Did you get knee capped by Jeff Gillooly?
2. Were you Ruggedo’s steward?
3. Did you play Antoinette in the movie **Wide Sargasso Sea**?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/250 "2025-12-28T01:23:07Z")

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IQs:  
1. Did you star in _Titanic_?  
2. Were Y\*O\*U an immigrant and night school English student with a unique grasp of the language, created by Leo Rosten?  
3. Did you invent the Segway?

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/251 "2025-12-28T01:27:38Z")

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DQs:

Known for the arts?  
Born since 1980?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/252 "2025-12-28T02:58:34Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
>
> - Did you get knee capped by Jeff Gillooly?
> - Were you Ruggedo’s steward?
> - Did you play Antoinette in the movie **Wide Sargasso Sea**?

Take 3 DQs.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you star in _Titanic_?
> 2. Were Y_O_U an immigrant and night school English student with a unique grasp of the language, created by Leo Rosten?
> 3. Did you invent the Segway?

1. I am not Kate Winslet.
2. I am not Hyman Kaplan.
3. Take a DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/253 "2025-12-28T02:59:01Z")

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DQs

1. Real
2. Female
3. Last name starts with K
4. Alive
5. American
6. Known for the Arts
7. Born before 1980

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/254 "2025-12-28T03:09:51Z")

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IQs:

1. Did you become famous from a leaked sex tape?
2. Are you her older sister?
3. Are you dating Timothée Chalamet?

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/255 "2025-12-28T03:28:10Z")

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> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> IQs:  
> 1. Did you star in _Titanic_?  
> 2. Were Y\*O\*U an immigrant and night school English student with a unique grasp of the language, created by Leo Rosten?  
> 3. Did you invent the Segway?

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> 1. I am not Kate Winslet.  
> 2. I am not Hyman Kaplan.  
> 3. Take a DQ.

3 was Dean Kamen.

DQ: born after 1950?

IQs:  
1. Speaking of _The Sandman_, does someone who looks a lot like you show up in “Calliope”, interviewing Ric? In real life, you’re a movie critic and author of movie-and-literature-reference-heavy stories like “The McCarthy Witch Hunt” and the _Anno Dracula_ novels.  
2. Were you a privateer who buried treasure?  
3. Did you team up with Static in _Batman/Deadpool_?

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/256 "2025-12-28T05:42:12Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
>
> Congrats!
> 
> 1. Did you get knee capped by Jeff Gillooly?
> 2. Were you Ruggedo’s steward?
> 3. Did you play Antoinette in the movie **Wide Sargasso Sea**?

Nancy Kerrigan, Kaliko, Karina Lombard

DQ: Caucasian?

2 DQs reserved

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/257 "2025-12-28T05:44:23Z")

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Well done, **Prof. P.**!

Previous IQs:

Did JFK wish you a happy birthday by phone on Nov. 22, 1963? - FDR’s elderly VP, John Nance Garner  
Were you the pen name of an early American humorist? - Petroleum V. Nasby (actually David Ross Locke)  
Are you the best-known person from Wapakoneta, Ohio? - Neil Armstrong

On to K!

IQs:

Have Blair Brown and Natalie Portman both played you?  
Were you the title character of the sf novel _Joshua Son of None_?  
Did you speak to an SRO crowd at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church in Cleveland Heights, Ohio in early 1963?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/258 "2025-12-28T14:02:39Z")

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DQs

1. Real
2. Female
3. Last name starts with K
4. Alive
5. American
6. Known for the Arts
7. Born before 1980
8. Born after 1950
9. Caucasian

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/259 "2025-12-28T14:04:08Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you become famous from a leaked sex tape?
> 2. Are you her older sister?
> 3. Are you dating Timothée Chalamet?

1. I am not Kim Kardashian.
2. Take a DQ.
3. Take a DQ.

> [@De\_La\_Rue](#):
>
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Speaking of _The Sandman_, does someone who looks a lot like you show up in “Calliope”, interviewing Ric? In real life, you’re a movie critic and author of movie-and-literature-reference-heavy stories like “The McCarthy Witch Hunt” and the _Anno Dracula_ novels.
> 2. Were you a privateer who buried treasure?
> 3. Did you team up with Static in _Batman/Deadpool_?

1. I am not Kim Newman.
2. I am not Captain Kidd.
3. Take a DQ.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Have Blair Brown and Natalie Portman both played you?  
> Were you the title character of the sf novel _Joshua Son of None_?  
> Did you speak to an SRO crowd at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church in Cleveland Heights, Ohio in early 1963?

1. I am not the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. (??)  
Take 2 DQs.

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/botticellii-dec-2025/1025303/260 "2025-12-28T15:11:58Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> 1. I am not Kim Newman.  
> 2. I am not Captain Kidd.  
> 3. Take a DQ.

3 was Kamala Khan.

DQ: born after 1965?

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