# Bottle Caps candy now suck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 6, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680 "2024-01-06T01:19:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/1 "2024-01-06T01:19:02Z")

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I got a dozen tubes of bottle caps candies and they SUCK!  
I don’t like the cherry flavor and all of the tube were, no exaggeration, 50% cherry.  
Remember how they were almost all cola and root beer with a few fruit ones? The record for this bunch is that one tube had 3 cola/root beer combined.

At this point, why even buy them?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/2 "2024-01-06T01:21:57Z")

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Bummer, man.  
That does suck.

Give em away to friends.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/3 "2024-01-06T01:24:17Z")

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Latest tube  
13 Cherry  
9 Grape  
2 Orange  
2 Cola  
1 Root Beer

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/4 "2024-01-06T01:36:27Z")

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Used to be lemon-lime, and there was no cherry.

I like Sweetarts. Sorry if that’s blasphemy. They’re not the same, but I still enjoy them.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/5 "2024-01-06T01:45:12Z")

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I have an idea (never ate them) cherry might be a fan favorite.

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**Author:** ![FinsToTheLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finstotheleft/32/2930_2.png) [@FinsToTheLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinsToTheLeft)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/6 "2024-01-06T01:49:52Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> 13 Cherry  
> 9 Grape  
> 2 Orange  
> 2 Cola  
> 1 Root Beer

I would take that mix. I don’t like the root beer ones.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/7 "2024-01-06T02:35:56Z")

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Ouch, that’s rough. The reason to be Bottle Caps is for the cola and root beer flavors.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/8 "2024-01-06T03:06:33Z")

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You think the candy manufacturer would have done some research into the favored flavors and upped it.  
Or they did and found the younger set likes the fruity flavor better. I mean, that would be their target customer.

We old. Go get you some coffee nips. 😊

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/9 "2024-01-06T03:44:25Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> Used to be lemon-lime, and there was no cherry.
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> I like Sweetarts.

I like Sweetarts, too. There used to be lime! There used to be lime Life Savers in the five-flavor roll. All the green hard candies and suckers used to be lime! Now they’re some lousy green apple, or worse, watermelon!

At least Mike & Ike still have lime. Lime rules!

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/10 "2024-01-06T05:59:07Z")

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I haven’t been able to find the hard SweetTarts in quite some time. Everyone stocks the disgusting chewy ones instead.

I miss the old giant (hard) single SweetTart that was like 4" wide and 2 1/2 " thick and by the time you finished with it your tongue had no skin left on it.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/11 "2024-01-06T06:20:01Z")

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I saw them at a _Candy Craze_ shop not too long ago. I just stared at it. Trying to figure out how much sugar that compacted hockey puck contained.

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/12 "2024-01-06T12:48:46Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> I miss the old giant (hard) single SweetTart that was like 4" wide and 2 1/2 " thick and by the time you finished with it your tongue had no skin left on it.

Ooh, me too! I haven’t seen those in years.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottle-caps-candy-now-suck/995680/13 "2024-01-06T13:36:45Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> Ooh, me too! I haven’t seen those in years.

Turns out there wasn’t really a licorice flavor, those were just hockey pucks.
