# Bottomless Race Girls?!? NSFW **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484 "2008-06-10T20:08:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/1 "2008-06-10T20:08:42Z")
Somebody sent me a link of what appears to be race girls, casually hanging out, naked from the waist down. Is this typical? In Europe? The US? I suppose it might increase ticket sales. Here is a link with a space inserted after the number “5” – totally not safe for work: http ://ziza.ru/2008/06/05 /devushki\_v\_verkhnejj\_odezhde\_20\_foto.html WARNING: site may contain viruses ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/2 "2008-06-10T21:34:59Z")
I’m at work, so what the hell is a “Race Girl?” ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/3 "2008-06-10T21:41:09Z")
I don’t know, but after looking at those pictures, I approve. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/4 "2008-06-10T21:46:56Z")
[QUOTE=Justin\_Bailey] I’m at work, so what the hell is a “Race Girl?” [/QUOTE] They appear to be attractive young women who work at race tracks promoting all sorts of race and car-related products and brands. I’m guessing they work in locales that have laws against women baring their breasts, but no laws about barring their bottoms/groins? I mean, let’s face it, most of the people going to races are men, and men (on the average) like naked women, so might as well give them as much nudity as legally allowed. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/5 "2008-06-10T21:49:04Z")
Looks to me merely like the product of people in possession of active imaginations and Photoshop. ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/6 "2008-06-10T21:51:43Z")
I’ve typically heard them referred to as umbrella girls. At US racing venues they are normally clad in a one or two piece bathing suit and have an ubrella to prevent sunburn. The umbrella normally has the sponsor’s advertising on it. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/7 "2008-06-10T21:54:32Z")
They are indeed totally photoshopped. ETA: for one thing, the same bottom half has been used twice in separate photographs (nos 9 and 19). That’s a pretty strong giveaway. ---
**Author:** ![Goblinboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3be4f8/32.png) [@Goblinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goblinboy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/8 "2008-06-10T21:54:58Z")
Saw these years ago. Stolen from here: http:// www. bottomlessgirls. net/gallery/ pitbabes\_bottomless- fakes/ Very much not safe for work, as the url should imply. Nice fakes. Wish there was more stuff like this out there. Or, even better, real. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/9 "2008-06-10T21:55:04Z")
Does there really have to be a reason? ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/10 "2008-06-10T22:44:31Z")
Yea, they’re totally fake. I follow F1 religiously and I’ve never seen nor heard of such shenanigans. The sponsors wouldn’t tolerate it, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/11 "2008-06-10T22:48:06Z")
I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned the new Harold & Kumar movie, which features a bottomless party (and definitely no photoshopping there!). ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/12 "2008-06-10T23:27:04Z")
I liked the applauding raccoon… ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/13 "2008-06-10T23:46:24Z")
[QUOTE=Shamozzle] Yea, they’re totally fake. I follow F1 religiously and I’ve never seen nor heard of such shenanigans. The sponsors wouldn’t tolerate it, that’s for sure. [/QUOTE] Yeah, no way F1 would be involved with that: [Jalopnik | Obsessed with the culture of cars](http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal) ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/14 "2008-06-11T00:04:12Z")
[QUOTE=GorillaMan] Looks to me merely like the product of people in possession of active imaginations and Photoshop. [/QUOTE] As indeed one of the first comments says (if my totally phonetic Russian is correct) - > [@](#): > > фотошоп 100% ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/15 "2008-06-11T00:57:26Z")
[QUOTE=DanBlather] Yeah, no way F1 would be involved with that: [Jalopnik | Obsessed with the culture of cars](http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal) [/QUOTE] Well, the sponsors aren’t lining up to pop champagne corks over Max’s antics, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/16 "2008-06-11T01:11:59Z")
The lengths some women will go to avoid VPL ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/17 "2008-06-11T02:37:02Z")
They’e so demure! They’re all standing facing front, so you can’t see their bare bottoms. That’s sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/18 "2008-06-11T02:52:02Z")
Obvious fakes. If these were real, the women would have their pubic hair shaved into corporate logos. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/19 "2008-06-11T03:03:14Z")
So you all feel the need to crush my hopes and dreams…why now? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484/20 "2008-06-11T11:52:09Z")
Sorry about your hopes and dreams. Maybe we can find you some topless race girls. That way you’ll still have the mammaries. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bottomless-race-girls-nsfw/452484.md?page=2)