# bought a hearse: what do I call it? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058 "2006-12-21T14:22:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/41 "2006-12-22T03:19:34Z")
[The Bone Wagon](http://www.lucasarts.com/products/grim/concept5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/42 "2006-12-22T04:11:53Z")
[QUOTE=the boss ] Cadillac, Cadillac Long and dark shiny and black Open up your engines let `em roar Tearing up the highway like a big old dinosaur [/QUOTE] dude, you have got to play that song really loud when you drive her. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/43 "2006-12-22T04:31:24Z")
Charon Christine Liciense Plate : 2DIE4 ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/44 "2006-12-22T04:38:33Z")
Dead Heat CalMeacham the hearse with no name is a good one. Not a good name, a funny pun. You can call it Patty. You know Patty Hearse. ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/45 "2006-12-22T05:36:56Z")
One of my neighbors has one with the personalized license plate: GOTH SUV ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/46 "2006-12-22T07:05:27Z")
[Binky](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binky_%28Discworld%29#Binky) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/47 "2006-12-22T07:08:48Z")
Kevorkian’s Caravan Kevorkomobile The Belushi Mobile (seeing as how John’s dead and all) The next two take a bit of explaining, but I like 'em. Kenneth Rather Splatterer Those two for the same reason. You remember when Dan Rather got the shit kicked out of him by that guy who kept saying, “Kenneth, what is the frequency?” Well, frequency is measured in Hertz! (Of course, Rather was measuring it that night in “hurts.” ;)) Bone Machine works, especially if you’re a Tom Waits fan. ---
**Author:** ![According\_to\_Pliny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/48 "2006-12-22T13:37:07Z")
the doom buggy ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/49 "2006-12-22T16:48:38Z")
I have no name but you should get a bumper sticker that says “if the Hearse is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ … or zombies will eat your brains” ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/50 "2006-12-22T17:18:36Z")
How about: -LAST RIDE -MY PASSENGER DOESN’T CARE -SEE YOU AT THE CEMETARY! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-hearse-what-do-i-call-it/385058/51 "2006-12-22T17:44:27Z")
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