# Bought a set of buttplugs today **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378 "2015-12-04T03:25:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/21 "2015-12-04T07:18:03Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Well he DID say he had a traumatic brain injury. From the way he writes, it seems he’s trying to cause us to suffer the same. ---
**Author:** ![Profdriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71e660/32.png) [@Profdriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profdriver)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/22 "2015-12-04T09:15:32Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Hmmmm…not a NEW join date. Color me wrong. > > Also. If you title a thread like that, have the common goddamn decency to have ACTUALLY purchased and reviewed a set of buttplugs. [![](https://i.imgur.com/3G4V1KM.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/3G4V1KM.jpg) **Dont get too far ahead of yourself, I recently got these bad boys and the middle one is good to fuck with but it won’t prepare my anal cavity for the permanent gaping damage another democratic administration will do to it. OP delivers.** ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/23 "2015-12-04T13:04:41Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > So you think there will be more financial assistance, medical insurance, and HIV treatment programs under a Republican administration? Poor and middle class Republicans must be pretty damn limber, they way they screw themselves during election time. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/24 "2015-12-04T13:07:42Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > How about some of _these_ babies: [http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php](http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php) (NSFW) Difficult to imagine anything more gratuitously tasteless than the OP, but you managed to deliver. ---
**Author:** ![Kiber](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kiber/32/317_2.png) [@Kiber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiber)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/25 "2015-12-04T13:36:31Z")
So the OP is actively looking for more government handouts while simultaneously hoping for a Republican administration in the White House? The cognitive dissonance - it burns!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/26 "2015-12-04T13:37:27Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/3G4V1KM.jpg) > > **Dont get too far ahead of yourself, I recently got these bad boys and the middle one is good to fuck with but it won’t prepare my anal cavity for the permanent gaping damage another democratic administration will do to it. OP delivers.** You know that picture has your location geotagged on it, right? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/27 "2015-12-04T13:52:39Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/3G4V1KM.jpg) > > **Dont get too far ahead of yourself, I recently got these bad boys and the middle one is good to fuck with but it won’t prepare my anal cavity for the permanent gaping damage another democratic administration will do to it. OP delivers.** Could you help a brother out by giving a couple of examples of this damage you foresee? If you don’t know, could you maybe explain what specific damage the current administration has done to you? Don’t worry, I won’t ask you why only the presidential administration counts, and not Congress; you know, the actual law-making body. Thanks in advance. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/28 "2015-12-04T14:02:09Z")
I read the thread title, and my thoughts ran along the lines of: “You idiot! I said to bring me a 1 1/4” buttplug. This is 1 3/8"!" “These are all English units! I have a metric butt!” ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/29 "2015-12-04T14:11:55Z")
Dear President Sanders, I am very disappointed in the quality of my Government Issue standard sized Democratic butt-plug. I was under the impression that the recent clear ass initiative as implemented in Bill HRC-27531 provided for improved construction material for all federal anal insertion devices. Instead I find a weak and floppy dildo that couldn’t reasonably stop up a virgin, much less a strong American Republican ass like mine! I sincerely hope that standards improve for the upcoming cock ring manufacturing package, up for debate on the Senate floor. Yours sincerely, Profdriver ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/30 "2015-12-04T14:58:44Z")
Why buy when you can rent? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/31 "2015-12-04T15:08:30Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I read the thread title, and my thoughts ran along the lines of: > “You idiot! I said to bring me a 1 1/4” buttplug. This is 1 3/8"!" > “These are all English units! I have a metric butt!” 🙂 I imagine that being said by the Scottish _Fat Bastard_ from the Austin Powers movies. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/32 "2015-12-04T15:10:06Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > Got myself a nice set of decent sized buttplugs in getting ready for the Bernie/Hillary administration. Havent had much luck with the ladies lately but at least my govt will be there to f\*ck me each day. Just forgot to grab some lube… I’m willing to bet that who is in the White House is the least of your problems. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/33 "2015-12-04T15:11:44Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Difficult to imagine anything more gratuitously tasteless than the OP, but you managed to deliver. Thank you. I recently bought a second hand buttplug on eBay, but it was pretty shitty. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/34 "2015-12-04T15:16:36Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/3G4V1KM.jpg) > > **Dont get too far ahead of yourself, I recently got these bad boys and the middle one is good to fuck with but it won’t prepare my anal cavity for the permanent gaping damage another democratic administration will do to it. OP delivers.** Given how far your head is up your ass I doubt you can find a buttplug big enough to stretch your sphincter any further. Unless your head is very, very small, that is, which I suppose is a possibility that must be taken into consideration. ---
**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/35 "2015-12-04T15:19:12Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > So you think there will be more financial assistance, medical insurance, and HIV treatment programs under a Republican administration? Holy shit that was an epic take down. _claps_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/36 "2015-12-04T15:37:16Z")
I never knew they came in sets. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/37 "2015-12-04T15:39:05Z")
After my post #4, I’m a bit disappointed no-one’s mentioned [gold watches](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kngBtoylIVM). ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/38 "2015-12-04T15:47:41Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > Got myself a nice set of decent sized buttplugs in getting ready for the Bernie/Hillary administration. Havent had much luck with the ladies lately but at least my govt will be there to f\*ck me each day. Just forgot to grab some lube… Why wait? With those buttplugs, you can go fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/39 "2015-12-04T15:48:41Z")
In a very weak defense of **Profdriver** , I think neither Clinton nor Sanders will be a good president. I think they are both weaker choices than President Obama, who hasn’t been all that spectacular himself (though I do credit him for health care, crippled as it was by the Republicans, Cuba, and Iran). That said, I think President Obama, Clinton, and Sanders are better choices than anything the Republican party has offered for Chief Executive in years. I _might_ have been able to get behind McCain if not for Palin. Even for an office as vacuous as the vice-presidency, Palin was mind-numbingly bad and tarred the McCain candidacy by her presence. Our choices are for a bad presidency (Clinton), a very bad presidency (Sanders), or horrific presidencies (just about any potentially electable Republican candidate). At this point, I wish Jimmy Carter would run again. ---
**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/40 "2015-12-04T15:48:42Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I never knew they came in sets. Yeah, it’s so you can start with a small one and move up so you can…oh, um, I didn’t know that either and I have no idea why. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=3)