# Bought a set of buttplugs today **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378 "2015-12-04T03:25:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/41 "2015-12-04T15:49:16Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Given how far your head is up your ass I doubt you can find a buttplug big enough to stretch your sphincter any further. Unless your head is very, very small, that is, which I suppose is a possibility that must be taken into consideration. Depends on which head you are talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/42 "2015-12-04T15:56:10Z")
Why would you need a set of butt plugs all the same size? Why would they sell such a thing? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/43 "2015-12-04T15:58:52Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Why would you need a set of butt plugs all the same size? Why would they sell such a thing? Flat blade, Phillips and Torx. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/44 "2015-12-04T16:01:14Z")
I can’t figure out why anyone would buy buttplugs. You can make your own at home so much cheaper. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/45 "2015-12-04T16:27:24Z")
Well, if the OP is foolish enough to allow himself to be consumed with hate for the government and society at large, I can only hope he has no family, no children, no business and no need to interact with a society that is completely based on the organizational and economy-of-scale abilities of modern government. The entire OP of course is nothing but “Oh WOE IS ME, I’M A VICTIM OF MY OWN DERP!” ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/46 "2015-12-04T16:31:50Z")
I think Clinton would be a pretty good president so buy up all the butt plugs you want. A government that acts to help people is better than one that deregulates and hopes for the best. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/47 "2015-12-04T16:36:14Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Our choices are for a bad presidency (Clinton), a very bad presidency (Sanders), or horrific presidencies (just about any potentially electable Republican candidate). Personally, I’d rank Bush, Christie, and Rubio in the Very Bad category. I’d only put Carson, Cruz, Fiorina, Paul, Santorum, and Trump in the Horrific group. ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/48 "2015-12-04T16:41:14Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Why would you need a set of butt plugs all the same size? Why would they sell such a thing? What if you have friends over? ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/49 "2015-12-04T16:43:52Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > How about some of _these_ babies: [http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php](http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php) (NSFW) How delightfully sacrilegious. I just can’t help but notice that there’s no love for Muhammad. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/50 "2015-12-04T16:49:08Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Thank you. > > I recently bought a second hand buttplug on eBay, but it was pretty shitty. What kind of asshole wants a used buttplug? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/51 "2015-12-04T16:49:19Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > How delightfully sacrilegious. I just can’t help but notice that there’s no love for Muhammad. I guess the company doesn’t want a car bomb parked outside. EDIT: BTW, I broke the link to that website in my original post due to NSFW, but the link is back in each of the posts quoting me. Maybe a Mod could fix those? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/52 "2015-12-04T16:50:43Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > Why would you need a set of butt plugs all the same size? Why would they sell such a thing? > [@Wolf333](#): > > What if you have friends over? Butt plugs for everybody!! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/53 "2015-12-04T16:55:41Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > Got myself a nice set of decent sized buttplugs in getting ready for the Bernie/Hillary administration. Havent had much luck with the ladies lately but at least my govt will be there to f\*ck me each day. Just forgot to grab some lube… goatse?! Is that you?! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/54 "2015-12-04T17:02:26Z")
[Buttplug](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upVkCelYoA)? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/55 "2015-12-04T17:16:02Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > I think they are both weaker choices than President Obama, who hasn’t been all that spectacular himself (though I do credit him for health care, crippled as it was by the Republicans, Cuba, and Iran). It took me a moment to figure out why you were suggesting that Cuba and Iran had a hand in crippling the ACA. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/56 "2015-12-04T17:23:58Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > [Buttplug](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upVkCelYoA)? Literally, the best prank call ever. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/57 "2015-12-04T17:26:34Z")
With all the shit he spews, I just sort of figured he already had one permanently shoved up there. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/58 "2015-12-04T17:40:18Z")
Wouldn’t that prevent spewage? ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/59 "2015-12-04T17:51:47Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > How about some of _these_ babies: [http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php](http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php) (NSFW) LOL. Apparently the OP was afraid of posting images of his set. I’d love it if the Pubbies would concede defeat and let the two adults left settle things at the polls. Sadly, it won’t work out that way and we’ll have to go through a long September and October watching billions of dollars worth of political ads. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/60 "2015-12-04T18:13:51Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/3G4V1KM.jpg) > > **Dont get too far ahead of yourself, I recently got these bad boys and the middle one is good to fuck with but it won’t prepare my anal cavity for the permanent gaping damage another democratic administration will do to it. OP delivers.** That’s not a buttplug - [THIS is a buttplug](https://www.extremerestraints.com/images/popups/ab386rrcloseup.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=4)