# Bought a set of buttplugs today **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378 "2015-12-04T03:25:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/61 "2015-12-04T18:23:04Z")
> [@simster](#): > > That’s not a buttplug - [THIS is a buttplug](https://www.extremerestraints.com/images/popups/ab386rrcloseup.jpg) [I raise you…](http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash) ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/62 "2015-12-04T18:34:48Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > [I raise you…](http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash) That’s the sort of thing that would fit only the largest assholes. Make it in gold, Trump will buy it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/63 "2015-12-04T18:38:22Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Wouldn’t that prevent spewage? Not out the _other_ end. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/64 "2015-12-04T18:55:05Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Personally, I’d rank Bush, Christie, and Rubio in the Very Bad category. I’d only put Carson, Cruz, Fiorina, Paul, Santorum, and Trump in the Horrific group. I’ll give you Bush and Christie, but I think Rubio is straddling the line. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/65 "2015-12-04T18:55:08Z")
Its the latest thing, due to recent scientific advances in our understanding of the importance of intestinal bacteria. It appears that many of our medical woes are simply a matter of not having the right kind of bacteria in our guts to digest what we eat properly. Take a sample of somebody else’s gut bugs, and insert via the appropriate orifice, and you get better! I swear, I am \*not \*making this up! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/66 "2015-12-04T19:31:09Z")
**Profdriver** , don’t you realize that the power and size of the democratic presidential dick is vastly enormous? If they truly wanted to single you out for anal sex, your puny butt protection would do nothing to prevent the onset of ultra-liberal sodomy. It would just be pushed up your anal cavity never to see the crack of dawn again. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/67 "2015-12-04T19:36:22Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > Got myself a nice set of decent sized buttplugs in getting ready for the Bernie/Hillary administration. Havent had much luck with the ladies lately but at least my govt will be there to f\*ck me each day. Just forgot to grab some lube… How long have you been having these homo-erotic fantasies? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/68 "2015-12-04T20:12:55Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Poor and middle class Republicans must be pretty damn limber, they way they screw themselves during election time. Why do you assume that rich Republicans don’t vote? > [@Bayard](#): > > I can’t figure out why anyone would buy buttplugs. You can make your own at home so much cheaper. I grow my own organic butt plugs in my gluten-free organic garden. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/69 "2015-12-04T20:50:59Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Why do you assume that rich Republicans don’t vote? I don’t. I assume they get what they pay for. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/70 "2015-12-04T20:55:54Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > Asshole that big - the sky’s the limit! _polite applause_ ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/71 "2015-12-04T21:03:08Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Flat blade, Phillips and Torx. You’re using the wrong end of the screwdriver. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/72 "2015-12-04T21:06:23Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > So you think there will be more financial assistance, medical insurance, and HIV treatment programs under a Republican administration? Well, to be fair… historically… Assholes have done very well under Republican Administrations… > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Flat blade, Phillips and Torx. Thank Og you didn’t say Allen Wrench!!! Could you imagine if the OP accidentally managed to strip his ass…!? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/73 "2015-12-04T21:11:27Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > That’s the sort of thing that would fit only the largest assholes. > > Make it in gold, Trump will buy it. **Trump:** Is it in yet? I don’t feel nuttin. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/74 "2015-12-04T21:12:27Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > [I raise you…](http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash) I don’t think you’ll be walken much, least of all after midnight. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/75 "2015-12-04T21:13:46Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Could you imagine if the OP accidentally managed to strip his ass…!? Then you’d need a tap and die set which would probably bring a whole 'nother set of problems. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/76 "2015-12-04T21:53:35Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Why do you assume that rich Republicans don’t vote? > > I grow my own organic butt plugs in my gluten-free organic garden. I don’t care what you call 'em, I don’t want any more damned zucchini! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/77 "2015-12-04T22:17:37Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Why does the OP need to buy a new set of buttplugs? Can’t he just use the ones he bought back in 1976 for Jimmy Carter, 1992 for Bill Clinton, or 2008 for Barack Obama? I take it you’re unfamiliar with the practice of gauging… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/78 "2015-12-04T22:23:11Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > You’re using the wrong end of the screwdriver. Well, that explains much. Wish someone had mentioned that to me a few years ago. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/79 "2015-12-04T23:53:05Z")
I, for one, am disappointed that OP was only a metaphor. I was curious about actual buttplugs. I guess that comes with the forum… ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/80 "2015-12-05T00:05:38Z")
[List of ten objects doctors have removed from people’s rectums…with X-rays.](http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx) Don’t try this at home… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=5)