# Bought a set of buttplugs today **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378 "2015-12-04T03:25:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/81 "2015-12-05T00:19:47Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > [List of ten objects doctors have removed from people’s rectums…with X-rays.](http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx) > > Don’t try this at home… You know, having a prostate must really be something. I’m sure some women do this sort of thing, but it seems like it’s always men ending up in the ER with cell phones up their asses. Maybe a poll is in order. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/82 "2015-12-05T00:25:21Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > You know, having a prostate must really be something. I’m sure some women do this sort of thing, but it seems like it’s always men ending up in the ER with cell phones up their asses. > > Maybe a poll is in order. Or a pole. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/83 "2015-12-05T00:38:41Z")
Or a lanyard. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/84 "2015-12-05T00:53:08Z")
How about [butt plug bookends](https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_908w/2010-2019/Wires/Images/2015-09-16/Getty/Was8961583.jpg&w=1484)? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/85 "2015-12-05T00:55:44Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > I, for one, am disappointed that OP was only a metaphor. I was curious about actual buttplugs. I guess that comes with the forum… I’m disappointed that he has apparently run away and doesn’t want to play anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/86 "2015-12-05T01:15:19Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Then you’d need a tap and die set which would probably bring a whole 'nother set of problems. True. Drill out what broke off, calculate the next size up within tolerances, and make an additional letter note on the blueprints: “Tight Fit”. > [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > [I raise you…](http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/oct/20/paul-mccarthy-butt-plug-sculpture-paris-rightwing-backlash) You know, I’ll cover that bet if you can make him [dance like this](https://youtu.be/uHCzi3P4cag?t=42) once its “up”. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/87 "2015-12-05T01:17:28Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > How about [butt plug bookends](https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_908w/2010-2019/Wires/Images/2015-09-16/Getty/Was8961583.jpg&w=1484)? For the win! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/88 "2015-12-05T01:19:50Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > …That said, I think President Obama, Clinton, and Sanders are better choices than anything the Republican party has offered for Chief Executive in years… Why oh why would you read “buttplugs” and think “Ah, just the place for a serious discussion of two-party politics in an electoral system; I shall wax eloquent on the plusses and minuses of current and past candidates! Oh, and I’ve got a summating zinger referencing Jimmy Carter!”? To be empathetic, I too would have had a tough time deciding between a National Review op-ed piece, a TED Talk with PowerPoint, or The Buttplug Thread. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/89 "2015-12-05T01:33:41Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > You know, I’ll cover that bet if you can make him [dance like this](https://youtu.be/uHCzi3P4cag?t=42) once its “up”. 😉 Works much better with [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd6R36ZZPDQ) (not my handiwork it has to be said, but “when two minds think alike” and all that 😃 ). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/90 "2015-12-05T01:37:43Z")
> [@Profdriver](#): > > … for the Bernie/Hillary administration. > … Haven’t you been following the news? Hillary already said she wouldn’t take Bernie with her. But good news for your side, Trump is back on top again. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/91 "2015-12-05T02:07:15Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Its the latest thing, due to recent scientific advances in our understanding of the importance of intestinal bacteria. It appears that many of our medical woes are simply a matter of not having the right kind of bacteria in our guts to digest what we eat properly. Take a sample of somebody else’s gut bugs, and insert via the appropriate orifice, and you get better! > > I swear, I am \*not \*making this up! Either that or some good yogurt with several live cultures. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/92 "2015-12-05T02:12:31Z")
> [@simster](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Quote: > > Originally Posted by \*\*Profdriver \*\* View Post > > [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://i.imgur.com/3G4V1KM.jpg) > > > > Dont get too far ahead of yourself, I recently got these bad boys and the middle one is good to fuck with but it won’t prepare my anal cavity for the permanent gaping damage another democratic administration will do to it. OP delivers. > > That’s not a buttplug - [THIS is a buttplug](https://www.extremerestraints.com/images/popups/ab386rrcloseup.jpg) Black? That’s so 2008. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/93 "2015-12-05T03:50:52Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > Either that or some good yogurt with several live cultures. Yogurt? Up my…? In my…? _Ewwwww_! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/94 "2015-12-05T05:33:03Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > Sadly, it won’t work out that way and we’ll have to go through a long September and October watching billions of dollars worth of political ads. They are sending the Kids of old media owners and big reporters to college. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/95 "2015-12-05T07:42:21Z")
[QUOTE=Profdriver] \*\*Bought a set of buttplugs today \*\* [/QUOTE] > [@D\_Odds](#): > > . . . I think Rubio is straddling the line. Snicker, snicker, snicker. ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/96 "2015-12-05T14:20:24Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Wouldn’t that prevent spewage? Only temporarily. It causes backup and eventually it all comes out the mouth anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/97 "2015-12-05T14:40:47Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > Only temporarily. It causes backup and eventually it all comes out the mouth anyway. …likely just in time for the Nevada Debate… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/98 "2015-12-05T17:15:08Z")
Never mind all this! Is it “buttplug” or “butt plug”? One word or two? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/99 "2015-12-05T18:00:37Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I don’t. > I assume they get what they pay for. What do you assume they pay for? ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/100 "2015-12-05T18:24:06Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Ya know the one about the constipated mathematician? > > He worked it out with a slide rule. I thought that was the constipated engineer. The constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378.md?page=6)