# Bought a set of buttplugs today

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 4, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378 "2015-12-04T03:25:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bought-a-set-of-buttplugs-today/739378/10 "2015-12-04T05:08:38Z")

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> [@Financial assistance for young students](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/financial-assistance-for-young-students/730901/1):
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> Hello I just leased a 1 bedroom and have no family etc. I am living in Las Vegas and am working full time and going to school full time. I was told to get involved with any financial aid programs I am eligible for, wether it’s social security or FAFSA, etc. I got my FAFSA, but I am not going to be able to make ends meet, just barely. What are some programs I can sign up for to get aid with housing, food, school, etc wether it’s through the govt, a grant, a loan, etc

> [@Grants and other financial aid?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grants-and-other-financial-aid/733716/1):
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> Hey, I had a tramatic brain injury last year and was wondering where to go for financial assistance and other awards for school and rent money?

> [@STDs the next day ?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stds-the-next-day/726031/1):
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> I had unprotected sex with this girl last night and today I’ve had two chills and I’m tired do I have HIV? She said she wasn’t a hoe and got pissed when I asked if she had anything, she said she didn’t sleep around but loved sucking d\*\*k. What should I do?
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> Serious replies only, not a troll thread

> [@Profdriver](#):
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> Got myself a nice set of decent sized buttplugs in getting ready for the Bernie/Hillary administration. Havent had much luck with the ladies lately but at least my govt will be there to f\*ck me each day. Just forgot to grab some lube…

So you think there will be more financial assistance, medical insurance, and HIV treatment programs under a Republican administration?

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