# Bounce Fabric Softener Sheets

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bounce-fabric-softener-sheets/214566>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bounce-fabric-softener-sheets/214566 "2003-11-21T20:36:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bounce-fabric-softener-sheets/214566/21 "2003-11-24T12:13:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hopesperson \*  
> \*_For a more pleasant smelling world, tear a sheet in half,_ roll up each half and insert halves into nostrils.  
> \*Adjust number of pieces in accordance with number of nostrils. \*\*

More like that my friend and you qualify for a medal…brilliant!

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**Author:** ![GoldenGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8edcca/32.png) [@GoldenGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoldenGael)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bounce-fabric-softener-sheets/214566/22 "2003-11-24T15:49:17Z")

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I don’t remember trying the mozzarella substitute recommended by a previous poster, but I can vouch for the fact that in large amounts – a sheet at a time, say – they taste terrible!!! Not even peanut butter smeared all over them helps.

No, I don’t hang out with those people anymore.

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