# 'Bout time to Pit IceQube

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 31, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749 "2013-10-31T14:17:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/1 "2013-10-31T14:17:14Z")

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For [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=706364), and in particular [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=706364).

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> There are better prospects for Americans than being ruled by a countess chosen by a homosexual Muslim.

Compare and contrast [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16806090#post16806090).

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> I’m not Republican. I’m reasonable.

Only if what you’re doing is a performance-art parody of a braindead RW asstard, **Qube.**

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/2 "2013-10-31T15:04:00Z")

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Worse than all that, he’s _boring_. I’m noticing all the page views with none of us bothering to contribute. It made me feel bad for him. What the hell good is a _boring_ troll?

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/3 "2013-10-31T15:10:24Z")

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> [@Truman\_Burbank](#):
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> Worse than all that, he’s _boring_. I’m noticing all the page views with none of us bothering to contribute. It made me feel bad for him. What the hell good is a _boring_ troll?

Yeah, it’s pretty obvious what he’s trying to do but I don’t see how he’s getting any entertainment out of it because he’s so bad at it.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/4 "2013-10-31T15:16:22Z")

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Is it really trolling if you’re just pulling random talking points out of a hat? That seems more like your basic post padding.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/5 "2013-10-31T15:23:21Z")

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I _like_ his music.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/6 "2013-10-31T15:23:49Z")

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> [@Lendervedder's Bloated Corpse](#):
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> Is it really trolling if you’re just pulling random talking points out of a hat?

It is if it includes the “homosexual Muslim” thing.

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**Author:** ![Human\_Action](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@Human\_Action](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Human_Action)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/7 "2013-10-31T15:26:48Z")

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Boy, if Obama were gay…what a waste of a beautiful First Lady that’d be.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/8 "2013-10-31T15:34:18Z")

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I saw this kind of crazy all the time on Politicalforum. These people are _completely fucking crazy._

…Actually, I wrote that before I saw this most recent post:

> [@How Fucked is the Dem Party?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/120):
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> No, it’s not doing nothing. It’s repealing the federal overreach and letting states decide what to do with their uninsured citizens. Obamacare has the fig leaf of federalism. Let’s take our founding philosophy a little further than this socialized catastrophe of medicine **that only a black person could have “thought” of**.

This person isn’t a complete fucking flag-up-his-ass looney, he’s just an annoying troll!

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/9 "2013-10-31T15:34:38Z")

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And now [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16807384#post16807384):

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> No, it’s not doing nothing. It’s repealing the federal overreach and letting states decide what to do with their uninsured citizens. Obamacare has the fig leaf of federalism. Let’s take our founding philosophy a little further than this socialized catastrophe of medicine that only a black person could have “thought” of.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/10 "2013-10-31T15:35:16Z")

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I don’t think I’ve encountered a more obvious troll.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/11 "2013-10-31T15:42:35Z")

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Can we get a mod on this? Seriously, it’s kinda silly.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/12 "2013-10-31T15:49:28Z")

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> [@How Fucked is the Dem Party?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-fucked-is-the-dem-party/672576/131):
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> I take back my comment on blacks being stupid. Obviously only OMGABC can sympathize with my views.

Somehow this only makes it worse.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/13 "2013-10-31T15:49:35Z")

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I’ve come around to not particularly caring if we ban obvious trolls, but if we’re going to suspend people like \*\*Kables \*\*for “trolling,” then I don’t see why \*\*IceQube \*\*should get to play crazy racist conservative for giggles.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/14 "2013-10-31T15:57:08Z")

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> [@Truman\_Burbank](#):
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> Worse than all that, he’s _boring_. I’m noticing all the page views with none of us bothering to contribute. It made me feel bad for him. What the hell good is a _boring_ troll?

Perhaps a bit premature, it seems like he was just warming up. Clearly his goal is to be banned by the end of the day.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/15 "2013-10-31T16:26:18Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> It is if it includes the “homosexual Muslim” thing.

I try to keep up, but I’m old. Can you give me a hint at what he was talking about there? Or is it just random words?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/16 "2013-10-31T16:49:58Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> I try to keep up, but I’m old. Can you give me a hint at what he was talking about there? Or is it just random words?

“Muslim” and “homosexual” are canards some RWs throw at Obama. The “countess” could be HRC or perhaps Kathleen Sebelius.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/17 "2013-10-31T17:04:08Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> “Muslim” and “homosexual” are canards some RWs throw at Obama. The “countess” could be HRC or perhaps Kathleen Sebelius.

Wow! Thanks. My ignorance has been reduced, but I don’t feel as enriched as I usually do.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/18 "2013-10-31T17:04:58Z")

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So, now we have to decode Tea Party rhetoric the same way we have to decode Nostradamus?

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/19 "2013-10-31T17:06:54Z")

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The guy tries to be a poor man’s conservative troll, but he has neither the laughably delusion wall of text of adaher, nor the hilarious fuming of Clothahump. I mean, we already have those two, there’s no need for Ice

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bout-time-to-pit-iceqube/672749/20 "2013-10-31T17:27:33Z")

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> [@Human\_Action](#):
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> Boy, if Obama were gay…what a waste of a beautiful First Lady that’d be.

Don’t get me started on the First Lady. I looked at those puny sub-250 calorie candy bars I got to pass out tonight. Pitiful. Full size my ass.

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