# Bow Down Before Me, For I have 3000 Posts!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 27, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054 "2002-10-27T01:47:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/21 "2002-10-27T17:38:58Z")
I wish I had so many posts.
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### Author:  [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/22 "2002-10-27T17:40:38Z")
What ?
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### Author:  [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/23 "2002-10-27T18:45:27Z")
**Time Cube** , the card game:
[http://www.dvorakgame.co.uk/cardlist.cgi?timecube](http://www.dvorakgame.co.uk/cardlist.cgi?timecube)
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### Author:  [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/24 "2002-10-27T19:50:36Z")
No problem, **Persephone**! Actually, I think I was discussing Crystal Pepsi with someone just recently. I used to drink it also – actually, I only drank diet sodas then, but the diet version was also delicious.
And hey, there’s plenty of lathes about; you want one, you get it. [Lathes](http://images.google.com/images?q=lathe&num=50&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi) for all! (Please remember to operate them safely. Thank you.)
**Kat** , at 5000 you get a [contrabass clarinet](http://www.contrabass.com/pages/lgca-rs.jpg) (or maybe initiation into the illuminati, but nobody has told me about that yet, obviously). However, none of the previous gifts are as cool as what you get at 3050. It appears that somewhere around that point, you get a [niece](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137691&highlight=niece). (At the rate I post, my sister will end up having another baby in her 40s. Poor her.)
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### Author:  [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/25 "2002-10-27T23:03:46Z")
Who is this wet-behind-the-ears interloper?
(Bostin’, Bosta. Way to go)
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/26 "2002-10-28T13:52:31Z")
**hawthorne** —'Ale, "Ale, the gang’s all here… 😉
**casdave** –more posts? Have you considered buying a fence? No, I wasn’t whooshed.
**pravnik** —I’m not sure that Time Cube related material is actually an improvement over that dogs’ post on the corner, but hey! Good intentions! 🙂
**Shade** —
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> Who is this wet-behind-the-ears anteloper?
So…you have an intrest in hoofed ungulates? In wet t-shirts? Keep it to yerself, buddy! 😃
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### Author:  [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/27 "2002-10-28T15:26:12Z")
It could be worse. Some people _are_ a hoofed-ungulate in wet t-shirts 😃
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-before-me-for-i-have-3000-posts/134054/28 "2002-10-28T16:08:51Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shade \*
> \*\*It could be worse. Some people _are_ a hoofed-ungulate in wet t-shirts 😃 \*\*
Anybody _we_ know? 😕 🙂
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