# Bow Down: It's Poker Time! SDMB Poker 2nd Q '08

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 4, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884 "2008-04-04T03:23:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/41 "2008-05-17T21:22:45Z")

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You’ve all had to put up with me grousing about my bad luck lately, so it’s only fair to post this from earlier today:

RobotArm sitting in seat 3 with 10305.00  
midoban999 sitting in seat 8 with 8705.00[Dealer]  
RobotArm ante’d - 45.00  
midoban999 ante’d - 45.00  
midoban999 posted the small blind - 300.00  
RobotArm posted the big blind - 600.00

\*\* Dealing cards to RobotArm: 4c, 8c  
midoban999 called - 600.00  
RobotArm checked

\*\* Dealing the flop: 6c, 7c, 5c  
RobotArm checked

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/42 "2008-05-18T00:30:59Z")

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So, does this mean you’re going to quit bitching about the evil poker gods and bad mojo?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/43 "2008-05-18T04:20:27Z")

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Yes, for the next four days. I promise.

I did manage to get him all-in. When I saw his cards, I don’t know what the hell he was thinking.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/44 "2008-05-19T04:10:58Z")

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[For posterity](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2678152940056463754DNSeLF)  
And yes, I did win the Sng overall.

Damn well glad, as I bubbled friggin out in the 7 card stud Freeroll.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/45 "2008-05-23T04:04:49Z")

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Results tonight:

1 **Oslo the Magnificent**  
2 MissTake  
3 the Duke  
4 the animatronic Arm  
5 ast\*, who claims not to be distracted by boobage\*\*

\*I almost feel bad about clobbering him with AAAA.

Nah, it felt great.

\*\*Oslo would be

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/46 "2008-05-23T04:58:52Z")

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Standings:

1 Miss Take 70.9  
2 Dag Otto 63.0  
3 Oslo Ostragoth 62.3  
4 Duke of Rat 60.2  
5 Kyyrewyyoae 45.6  
6 Robot Arm 41.2  
7 Asterion 30.8

Missy continues to slide down, but I think she will own this quarter (8 of 13 games done; 5 to go).

On the other hand, Ast has 3 last place finishes out of 6 games, plus 5/7, 6/7 and 3/7. It’s time for an Intervention:

“Dude, your boobage distraction is ruining your life. Can’t you see that? Can’t you see that it hurts all of us as well?” Boo hoo boo hoo! ☹

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/47 "2008-05-23T13:13:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]

Missy continues to slide down, but I think she will own this quarter (8 of 13 games done; 5 to go).  
[/QUOTE]

Considering how few chips I had for a decent part of the game, to come back and end 2nd is pretty kick ass, IMO.

I won’t be playing Thursday 06/12 (RedneckFest), so I better bitch up and play my little heart out to retain my lead.

Oh, and you played very well too, **O** 😃

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/48 "2008-05-23T21:35:52Z")

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[QUOTE=MissTake]  
Considering how few chips I had for a decent part of the game, to come back and end 2nd is pretty kick ass, IMO.  
[/QUOTE]

I let you get back in it when you had something like 400 chips, right? I am such a moron. :smack:

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/49 "2008-05-23T21:40:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
I let you get back in it when you had something like 400 chips, right? I am such a moron. :smack:  
[/QUOTE]

Between you and **Duckie** my chip stack grew nicely. Oh, and a few snitched blinds from **Root** helped.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/50 "2008-05-23T22:50:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
“Dude, your boobage distraction is ruining your life.”  
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I wish I had that as an excuse.

Really, really wish.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/51 "2008-05-27T00:07:45Z")

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[Negreanu’s sick reads](http://www.billrini.com/2008/05/21/negreanus-sick-reads/). A non-poker-related [blog entry](http://www.billrini.com/2008/05/15/hookers-and-midgets/) by the same guy.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/52 "2008-05-30T03:26:44Z")

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Tonight’s results:

1. Me
2. Kyy
3. Otto
4. Oslo
5. ast
6. Duke
7. Missy

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/53 "2008-05-30T04:28:21Z")

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And the standings:

1 Miss Take 67.1  
2 Dag Otto 62.9  
3 Oslo Ostragoth 61.1  
4 Duke of Rat 57.3  
5 Kyyrewyyoae 52.2  
6 Robot Arm 50.5  
7 Asterion 31.8

Missy helped us out by finishing 7/7. If she can keep that up, there is hope for us to knock her out of #1.

Here’s a shocker (not): I lead in bubbles with 3. Something about making the break is kryptonite to me.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/54 "2008-05-30T04:29:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]  
Tonight’s results:

1. Me
2. Kyy
3. Otto
4. Oslo
5. ast
6. Duke
7. Missy  
[/QUOTE]  
Root and Kyy were up and badly down early, yet rallied to finish 1 - 2. Very nice game for both.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/55 "2008-05-30T05:56:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]  
Tonight’s results:

1. Me
2. Kyy
3. Otto
4. Oslo
5. ast
6. Duke
7. Missy  
[/QUOTE]

Dude - what is this:

Tonight’s results:

1. Me
2. Not me
3. Him
4. A different fella
5. You know, that guy
6. That other guy
7. Somebody else

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/56 "2008-05-30T06:27:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Oslo Ostragoth]  
Dude - what is this:

Tonight’s results:

1. Me  
…  
[/quote]  
First draft.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/57 "2008-06-06T03:15:48Z")

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Tonight’s results:

1. asterion (Katrina was taking a nap)
2. Duke
3. RobotArm
4. Missy
5. Oslo
6. Dag
7. Yeti

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/58 "2008-06-06T04:59:17Z")

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Freakin’ ISP craps out 40 minutes into the game. I hope my bot did at least moderately well.

Anyways, standings for the quarter:

1 Miss Take 65.7  
2 Dag Otto 59.9  
3 Duke of Rat 59.5  
4 Oslo Ostragoth 59.2  
5 Kyyrewyyoae 52.2  
6 Robot Arm 51.9  
7 Asterion 44.8

Three of us within reach of the queen bee. May we take her down.

And nice for Ast to get over his boob fixation to win one.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/59 "2008-06-06T18:42:54Z")

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Did I do 3 games this quarter yet?

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bow-down-its-poker-time-sdmb-poker-2nd-q-08/443884/60 "2008-06-06T22:07:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Yeticus Rex]  
Did I do 3 games this quarter yet?  
[/QUOTE]  
I only have two for you.

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