# Bowser is for real!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642 "2014-05-17T17:27:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/1 "2014-05-17T17:27:04Z")

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Where’s a power-up mushroom when you need one?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/2 "2014-05-17T18:12:22Z")

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You can’t fool me. That is clearly an infant Godzilla, just hatched from the egg.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/3 "2014-05-17T21:16:36Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> You can’t fool me. That is clearly an infant Godzilla, just hatched from the egg.

Gamera.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/4 "2014-05-18T13:02:27Z")

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Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage…er scales.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/5 "2014-05-18T17:36:24Z")

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Alligator snapping turtles are scary mofos. The guy holding it in that picture has a “hurry up and take the picture so I can let go of this monster and get far, far away” look on his face.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/6 "2014-05-18T22:24:28Z")

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That is the reason I laugh at people noodleing

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/7 "2014-05-18T23:01:38Z")

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Indeed. [Bowser](http://happynicetimepeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bowzer1-1.jpg) has a huge mouth. I’m sure an arm would be no problem.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bowser-is-for-real/688642/8 "2014-05-19T01:32:08Z")

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Aw, cute!