# Box of human heads stolen in Denver

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 6, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver/960562 "2022-03-06T14:31:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver/960562/41 "2022-03-07T04:09:40Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I’ve only just started my collection. So far, I only have one.

So… many… jokes. Must… resist… Must resist…

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver/960562/42 "2022-03-07T04:13:53Z")

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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> Hey, do you think if I put a raccoon head on a spike on my roof it would stop the little b\*\*\*\*\*\*\*s from trying to break into my attic?

I know if you leave speed in a baggie on a table and a squirrel manages to nibble on at least one of them it has a tiny cardiac incident and is no longer an issue … or so I hear. [actually happened to a friend of mine back in 1982, crazy college years. He lived in a renovated/modified garage that had a small squirrel issue.]

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