# Boxer shorts are good for men

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341 "2018-08-09T13:32:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/1 "2018-08-09T13:32:19Z")

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The [BBC are reporting](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45116609) that they improve your sperm concentration.

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> Wearing looser underpants could be a simple way for men to improve their sperm count and the hormones that control it, a US study suggests.
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> In a study of 656 men, by researchers at Harvard TH Chan School of Public Health, in the US, boxer short wearers had a 25% higher sperm concentration than men in tight-fitting underwear.

I wonder if kilts are even better? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/2 "2018-08-09T13:35:30Z")

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My sperm play Lumosity every day - GOOD concentration!

Dan

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/3 "2018-08-09T14:06:34Z")

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This isn’t new news; it’s been around for at least 30 years. Hell, it was even the subject of a Seinfeld episode in the 90s.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/4 "2018-08-09T14:14:08Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> This isn’t new news; it’s been around for at least 30 years. Hell, it was even the subject of a Seinfeld episode in the 90s.

Exactly. I remember thinking back in those days: “I don’t WANT my sperm count to go up!”

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/5 "2018-08-09T14:30:16Z")

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My husband spent a year in the desert in 120’F wearing tighty-whities, and came back, and got me knocked up right away, so unless your sperm count is on the edge, or the woman you want to get pregnant has some sort of issue that makes you need an exceptionally high sperm count, you probably don’t need to worry about boxers vs. briefs.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/6 "2018-08-09T15:04:15Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> This isn’t new news; it’s been around for at least 30 years. Hell, it was even the subject of a Seinfeld episode in the 90s.

Yup. When my wife and I were trying to conceive, 20+ years ago, and having difficulty, I switched from briefs to boxers for a time, because that was already a known tactic for improving sperm count.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/7 "2018-08-09T16:17:27Z")

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A man’s chance of impregnating a woman increase if she sees him in boxers instead of briefs.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/8 "2018-08-09T16:41:14Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> Exactly. I remember thinking back in those days: “I don’t WANT my sperm count to go up!”

Same. All of my successful fertilizations, intentional or not, happened while wearing briefs – ok, maybe not _while_…

I’ve been hearing the “Wear boxers if you’re having trouble” advice for decades.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/9 "2018-08-09T16:43:00Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> A man’s chance of impregnating a woman increase if she sees him in boxers instead of briefs.

Most likely this ^^^

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/10 "2018-08-09T16:47:55Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> A man’s chance of impregnating a woman increase if she sees him in boxers instead of briefs.

> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> Most likely this ^^^

No problems there either. As with sperm mobility, it’s likely only borderline cases where you need the extra assist 😃

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**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/11 "2018-08-09T17:04:19Z")

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I’m surprised that I don’t see a brand of underwear called Amicus.

Amicus boxers…

Yeah. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/12 "2018-08-09T17:44:05Z")

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> [@DavidwithanR](#):
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> I’m surprised that I don’t see a brand of underwear called Amicus.
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> Amicus boxers…
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> Yeah. 🙂

I’m going to try to not judge you over that pun. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/13 "2018-08-09T18:02:39Z")

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I think there is a law on the books that says, whenever someone mentions they are trying to have children, someone must respond  
[ul][li]Just stop worrying about it and you will get pregnant immediately.[/li][li]Wear boxer shorts.[/li][li]Adopt.[/ul][/li]Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/14 "2018-08-09T18:07:56Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> My husband spent a year in the desert in 120’F wearing tighty-whities, and came back, and got me knocked up right away,.

Quite, and Jesus spends only 40 days in the desert with nothing under his robe and when he comes back?..nothing (that we know of) proof that this theory is bogus.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/15 "2018-08-10T15:34:10Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> A man’s chance of impregnating a woman increase if she sees him in boxers instead of briefs.

Pretty sure a kilt adds a +6 modifier over base, with a -8 penalty if there are -1 briefs or +2 boxers involved.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boxer-shorts-are-good-for-men/819341/16 "2018-08-10T16:33:09Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Pretty sure a kilt adds a +6 modifier over base, with a -8 penalty if there are -1 briefs or +2 boxers involved.

Hmmm, _+2 boxers of sperm fostering_. An intriguing D&D magic item.
