# Boy Attacks Easter Bunny
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-attacks-easter-bunny/296279
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [March 25, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-attacks-easter-bunny/296279 "2005-03-25T23:39:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 3
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-attacks-easter-bunny/296279/21 "2005-03-26T21:04:47Z")
Easter Bunny: Hey, you’re the kid who didn’t like my capering! When you get to hell, tell 'em Easter bunny sent ya! (kicks kid through plate glass display window)
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2005, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-attacks-easter-bunny/296279/22 "2005-03-28T11:26:53Z")
I remember reading a story once where Disney Land had to install mini-cams on there Snow White and Cinderella mascots because people kept comming up to them and fondling them.
And just so there’s no confussion; These were not hot looking women dressed up in a pretty little dresses. When I say mascot, I mean the full blown mascot costumes that you might see at a baseball game!
Gotta wonder about people sometimes…
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### Author:  [@Reno\_Nevada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-attacks-easter-bunny/296279/23 "2005-03-28T18:07:33Z")
\*Bunnies aren’t cute like everybody supposes!
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what’s with all the carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for
Anyway!
Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be Bunnies!\*
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