# Boy, Did Firehouse Suck Or What?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 18, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496 "2004-12-18T06:09:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/1 "2004-12-18T06:09:19Z")

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Sorry, just got done watching that VH1 Classic “Metal Mania” show while wrapping some Christmas presents.

…but geez, they we’re _bad_.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/2 "2004-12-18T06:11:00Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> …but geez, they we’re _bad_.

Of course, by “we’re”, I mean were. And by “_bad_”, I mean really, really effing bad.

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/3 "2004-12-18T17:19:12Z")

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Hey, man…Mike Watt’s bass playing is brilliant and his…

oh, Fire **house** you say…?

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/4 "2004-12-18T19:26:30Z")

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I’m pretty sure I’ll regret admitting this, but I actually liked “Love of a Lifetime.”

Don’t know anthing else by them, though.

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/5 "2004-12-18T20:51:47Z")

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Bar none, Firehouse is the worst bar in Kalamazoo. It always sucks.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/6 "2004-12-18T21:13:36Z")

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**neofishboy** wrote

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> Hey, man…Mike Watt’s bass playing is brilliant and his…
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> oh, Firehouse you say…?
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> Carry on.

Heh. I misread and peeked in thinking that too.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/7 "2004-12-18T21:18:34Z")

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Me too. I was about to open a Pit thread. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/8 "2004-12-18T21:19:23Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Sorry, just got done watching that VH1 Classic “Metal Mania” show while wrapping some Christmas presents.
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> …but geez, they we’re _bad_.

No arguement. Hell, I’ve known this since that shitty single _Don’t Treat Me Bad_.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/9 "2004-12-18T21:54:16Z")

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> [@Happy Lendervedder](#):
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> I’m pretty sure I’ll regret admitting this, but I actually liked “Love of a Lifetime.”
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> Don’t know anthing else by them, though.

At the very end of the video for this song, the singer stares into the camera with this totally unnatural, wide-eyed look on his face and goes “Oooooooooooo-ooooooooooh…” My sister and I thought this was hilarious. To this day we sometimes look at each other and go “Oooooooooooo-ooooooooooh…”

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/10 "2004-12-18T21:55:53Z")

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And while we’re at it, _Slaughter_ were pretty ass-crap too, weren’t they?

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/11 "2004-12-18T23:37:31Z")

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The band released an album in early 2004, so it would probably be more accurate to say that Firehouse is actively sucking.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/12 "2004-12-19T04:20:20Z")

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Didn’t they actually beat fucking Nirvana for a Grammy?

“Finally found the love of a lifetime…a love to last my whole life thruuuuuuuuuuu”

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/13 "2004-12-19T04:30:24Z")

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> [@cuauhtemoc](#):
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> And while we’re at it, _Slaughter_ were pretty ass-crap too, weren’t they?

You know, I had the chance to see them in concert a few years ago, when they were relegated to playing clubs again. They actually put on a good show. Female friend of mine was pulled up on stage to sing along on “Up All Night,” and didn’t know the words.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-did-firehouse-suck-or-what/280496/14 "2004-12-19T04:35:55Z")

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> [@neofishboy](#):
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> Hey, man…Mike Watt’s bass playing is brilliant and his…
> 
> oh, Fire **house** you say…?
> 
> Carry on.

Exactly. I opened the thread to complain that I’d always see the name Firehouse and think “Oooh…fireHo…oh. …nevermind”.
