# Boy marries cow.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-marries-cow/543440>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 16, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-marries-cow/543440 "2010-06-16T17:33:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Perciful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-marries-cow/543440/61 "2010-06-19T15:31:22Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I’d also like to add that if God had not intended Man to have sex with cows, He would not have invented West Texas.

🆒

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-marries-cow/543440/62 "2010-06-19T19:19:20Z")

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I think it behooves us to drop this subject now.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-marries-cow/543440/63 "2010-06-19T19:54:32Z")

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No man can resist a girl clad in skin-tight leather.

Anyhoo, I’m deeply mooved by all this and wonder what cowsed his mad bovinations.

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