# Boy, TLC sure can pick 'em!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 14, 2016, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897 "2016-09-14T00:18:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2016, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/1 "2016-09-14T00:18:56Z")

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[Toby Willis, patriarch of _The Willis Clan_ and star of TLC’s “The Willis Family”, in custody; charged with kiddie diddling.](http://abc7chicago.com/news/reality-tv-star-from-chicago-charged-with-child-rape/1508675/)

Hey, TLC, how about knocking off the television sideshow and going back to being educational?

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/2 "2016-09-15T20:26:50Z")

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I had something about Kentucky and clans and it being inevitable and what-not but I ran out of creativity.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/3 "2016-09-15T20:29:56Z")

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But they’re an inspiring CHRISTIAN band!

And…and…_ **Conservatives!** _

This is obviously some demonic plot to discredit and embarrass them and totally not yet another example of the endless hypocrisy of conservative heroes.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/4 "2016-09-15T20:29:57Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Hey, TLC, how about knocking off the television sideshow and going back to being educational?

They’re Learning, Chum.

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**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2016, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/5 "2016-09-15T21:10:19Z")

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Don’t worry, he’s automatically forgiven because JESUS.

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**Author:** ![Human\_Action](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@Human\_Action](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Human_Action)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/6 "2016-09-16T16:11:42Z")

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> [@G0sp3l](#):
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> I had something about Kentucky and clans and it being inevitable and what-not but I ran out of creativity.

Objection! This charmer isn’t from Kentucky, nor does he reside there. He was arrested in Kentucky because that’s where he was (to perform a concert) when the arrest warrant from Tennessee was issued.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2016, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/7 "2016-09-16T22:59:12Z")

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> [@Human\_Action](#):
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> Objection! This charmer isn’t from Kentucky, nor does he reside there. He was arrested in Kentucky because that’s where he was (to perform a concert) when the arrest warrant from Tennessee was issued.

😕 There’s a difference?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/8 "2016-09-17T02:55:33Z")

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> [@Human\_Action](#):
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> He was arrested in Kentucky because that’s where he was (to perform a concert)…

The link contradicts the [news release](https://tbinews.wordpress.com/2016/09/09/ashland-city-man-arrested-charged-in-ongoing-tbi-child-rape-case/) from the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation in that regard, which says they “arrested the 46-year-old in Greenville, Kentucky, where he travelled in an effort to avoid law enforcement”.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/9 "2016-09-17T03:45:25Z")

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> [@Human\_Action](#):
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> Objection! This charmer isn’t from Kentucky, nor does he reside there. He was arrested in Kentucky because that’s where he was (to perform a concert) when the arrest warrant from Tennessee was issued.

I’m sure West Virginia was somehow involved.

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**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/10 "2016-09-17T03:50:32Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Hey, TLC, how about knocking off the television sideshow and going back to being educational?

If you can get a few million of your closest friends in the 18 to 49 age bracket to consistently watch educational programming, I’m sure they will find a way to accommodate you.

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**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/11 "2016-09-17T10:55:39Z")

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> [@SaharaTea](#):
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> Don’t worry, he’s automatically forgiven because JESUS.

And I am sure that he has already forgiven the child for tempting him so.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boy-tlc-sure-can-pick-em/765897/12 "2016-09-17T16:13:48Z")

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> [@Alley\_Dweller](#):
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> If you can get a few million of your closest friends in the 18 to 49 age bracket to consistently watch educational programming, I’m sure they will find a way to accommodate you.

I’d settle for anything that doesn’t boil down to “watch these strange people so you can feel better about yourselves”. Hell, 20-year-old Animal Planet reruns would be an improvement!
