# Boycott American Women **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 16, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937 "2011-08-16T19:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/1 "2011-08-16T19:16:26Z")
BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN Why American men should boycott American women I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women? American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least. This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women. BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/2 "2011-08-16T20:31:29Z")
I thought Dopers might have some fun with this misogynist, prejudiced piece of spam. (I’ve eliminated the links to the guy’s site.) So I’ve banned the OP but placed this thread in the Pit. It’s almost too bad **Le Jacquelope** isn’t here to respond to this guy, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/3 "2011-08-16T20:35:21Z")
I kinda like some of the highly unchaste ones, truth be told. An even the chaste ones are ok. Never dated a non-American though…so I can’t compare. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/4 "2011-08-16T20:35:24Z")
In response to the OP, I offer up my opinion: No thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/5 "2011-08-16T20:42:33Z")
American women don’t know their place! How’bout putting the links back in, might be good for a chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/6 "2011-08-16T20:43:37Z")
I don’t need their war machines, I don’t need their ghetto scenes. ---
**Author:** ![Vihaga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Vihaga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vihaga)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/7 "2011-08-16T20:44:17Z")
Go for it, buddy! Your boycott of American women seems entirely win-win to me! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/8 "2011-08-16T20:45:40Z")
> [@Raygun99](#): > > I don’t need their war machines, I don’t need their ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize, sparkle someone else’s eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/9 "2011-08-16T20:48:07Z")
I dunno’. I dated and Australian chick once. She was hot, but totally crazy and had a bunch of issues. But totally hot. ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/10 "2011-08-16T20:53:52Z")
Is it OK for Canadian women to date foreign (American) men? ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/11 "2011-08-16T20:56:23Z")
I just wanted to take a moment to apologize to all of the “foreign (non-American)” women out there for exporting this guy on the “foreign (non-American)” masses. Sorry 'bout that. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/12 "2011-08-16T20:58:00Z")
This is at least the second time round for this chappie. I’ve dated two American women. They were sluts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/13 "2011-08-16T20:58:48Z")
I wish the OP had not been banned; I’m curious as to his view on Russian women. On one hand, they can be quite attractive, and have their green cards held over their heads to keep them in line. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were quite inexpensive, too. On the other hand, they could be secret Communists. What, oh what, is an American man to do? PS – where can I find me some highly unchaste American women? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/14 "2011-08-16T20:59:59Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > It’s almost too bad **Le Jacquelope** isn’t here to respond to this guy, isn’t it? No. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/15 "2011-08-16T21:00:30Z")
So… It’s OK to pit banned people now? /buzzkill. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/16 "2011-08-16T21:10:09Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > So.. It’s OK to pit banned people now? > /buzzkill. Sometimes **Marley** likes to leave a spam thread open for comedic value. It would likely not be done for a long time poster, but this guy was just a driveby spammer. Given the uber macho username, and rant against women, I’d guessing the guy has a smaller than normal penis and little opportunity to use same for multi-party recreational purposes. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/17 "2011-08-16T21:14:36Z")
If chaste women weren’t chased by men, they wouldn’t be unchaste. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/18 "2011-08-16T21:17:33Z")
This link is appropriate: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pV4F46N21PA/maxresdefault.jpg "American Woman | Sam the Eagle | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV4F46N21PA) ---
**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/19 "2011-08-16T21:18:15Z")
That doesn’t seem like something Rambo would say. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937/20 "2011-08-16T21:24:29Z")
I was worried there for a bit. I was afraid I too would have to give up American women to show solidarity with my fellow male comrades. Then I realized we have an illegal mexican maid. So I can safely dump the SO, start porking the help, and also stop paying her since we are now a couple. Its a win, win, win. La Cervesas for everyone! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-american-women/592937.md?page=2)