# Boycott Peep Trek 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 1, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538 "2013-04-01T15:51:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/61 "2013-04-03T02:25:26Z")

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Do you have any Gray Peep on?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/62 "2013-04-03T03:00:09Z")

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_meh_ It’s just another peep show.

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**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/63 "2013-04-03T04:23:48Z")

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> [@KittenKat](#):
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> Peep! Peep! What is Peep?

Isn’t it “Peep AND peep. What is peep?”

Maybe I’ve got peepsheimers.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/64 "2013-04-03T05:03:34Z")

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I.

Have had.

Enough.

Of PEEPS!

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/65 "2013-04-03T16:04:55Z")

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There are too many Motherpeeping peeps on board this Motherpeeping plane.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/66 "2013-04-03T16:43:37Z")

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Tonight, you men will sleep with your peeps. You will give your peep a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You’re married to this peep. This weapon of sugar and food coloring. And you will be faithful.

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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/67 "2013-04-03T17:20:32Z")

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Dammit Jim! I’m a peeper, not a peep!

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/68 "2013-04-03T17:35:21Z")

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We offer you these false gods. Take them and cast your light upon us, for the night is dark and full of peeps.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/69 "2013-04-03T19:50:08Z")

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Counselor Peepana Troi: “I sense such peep in you.”

“I am Seven of Peep.”  
Certainly the worst episode of the franchise was the Voyager episode “Peephold”, worse than “Spock’s Peep.”

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**Author:** ![Detroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/45deac/32.png) [@Detroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Detroit)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/70 "2013-04-03T20:26:32Z")

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“From peep’s heart, I peep at thee. For peep’ sake, I spit my last peep at thee.”

Noonian Peep Kahn

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/71 "2013-04-03T22:25:41Z")

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If you were any other man, I would peep you where you stand!

“They invade our peep, and we fall back. They assimilate countless peeps, and we fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here! This peep, no peeper! And I will make them pay for what they have peeped!”

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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/72 "2013-04-03T22:55:46Z")

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Peep: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to peep strange new worlds, to peep out new life and new civilizations, to boldly peep where no peep has peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/73 "2013-04-04T00:23:48Z")

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Two hundred peeps on the newcomers.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/74 "2013-04-04T00:29:30Z")

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There are a million peeps in this universe you can have and there are a million peeps you can’t have. It’s no fun facing that but that’s the way peeps are.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/75 "2013-04-04T00:37:01Z")

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Round up the usual peeps.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/76 "2013-04-04T04:06:37Z")

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I am Peep-acus!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/77 "2013-04-04T12:21:59Z")

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I love my dead gay Peep.

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**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/78 "2013-04-04T16:24:01Z")

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“From this time forward, you will service…peeps.”

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**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/79 "2013-04-04T16:29:22Z")

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You don’t know the power of the Dark Peep!

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boycott-peep-trek-2/654538/80 "2013-04-04T16:50:11Z")

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He’s more Peep than man.

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