# Boyfriend pillow: useful or uncanny?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 5, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427 "2010-03-05T16:14:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427/21 "2010-03-06T16:51:46Z")

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> [@Zany\_Zeolite\_Zipper](#):
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> Yes they do, they are called [teddy babes](http://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html)
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> Props to **Samsung** or who ever it is that keeps posting links to them. I wonder how long it will be before they make an Avatar Teddy Babe. So Ronery indeed.

Ah, so the creepy thing is going to be ten feet tall and want to kill me for destroying it’s planet. Thanks for that idea.  
😛

> [@Jragon](#):
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> Full bathtub + red food coloring + boyfriend pillow.
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> Just sayin’.

Hmmmm… replace ‘bathtub’ with ‘plastic kiddie pool thing’, maybe throw in some severed body parts, and you’ve got a great Halloween decoration.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427/22 "2010-03-06T21:49:30Z")

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> [@Zany\_Zeolite\_Zipper](#):
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> Yes they do, they are called [teddy babes](http://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html)

Ewww! They’re only 4’ tall; that’s far too much like a child.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427/23 "2010-03-06T22:36:40Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> What is going to happen if a woman with one of these actually gets a boyfriend?
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> I mean, imagine going into your new girlfriend’s room and finding one of those in the bed! :eek:😕☹

I’m thinking that if you can’t handle that little of competition, perhaps you shouldn’t be dating… And let’s face it, if the woman prefers the BF pillow to you–that’s gotta smart. 😛

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**Author:** ![spotthegerbil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@spotthegerbil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spotthegerbil)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427/24 "2010-03-06T23:13:35Z")

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Customers who bought this item also bought…

[ul]  
[li]Groom Mate Platinum XL Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer[/li][li]Remington MB-200 Titanium Mustache and Beard Trimmer[/li][/ul]  
So you’re telling me that this is a pillow for lonely, hairy women???

Edit. You can also add it to the wedding gift registry…

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**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427/25 "2010-03-07T01:32:10Z")

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The part I find creepy is that it’s wearing an oxford shirt and has fingers. If it were just a little bit more utilitarian, it wouldn’t even be remarkable enough to comment.

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Komiko, James Franco’s Japanese sex pillow from 30 Rock.

“You’re being such a non-pillow right now!”

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427/26 "2010-03-07T01:51:22Z")

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> [@Zany\_Zeolite\_Zipper](#):
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> Yes they do, they are called [teddy babes](http://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html)

Okay, THOSE are creepy. So very creepy.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/boyfriend-pillow-useful-or-uncanny/531427/27 "2010-03-07T04:27:11Z")

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> [@Zany\_Zeolite\_Zipper](#):
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> Yes they do, they are called [teddy babes](http://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html)
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> Props to **Samsung** or who ever it is that keeps posting links to them. I wonder how long it will be before they make an Avatar Teddy Babe. So Ronery indeed.

Now THAT is uncanny…

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