# Bra Technology degree. (no, really) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231 "2016-02-26T18:18:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bb49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b38774/32.png) [@bb49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bb49)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/21 "2016-02-28T20:55:43Z")
That’s a diploma I would like to get my hands on. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/22 "2016-02-29T00:50:30Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > How will graduates support themselves? I’m not worried about them; they’ve got a degree, they’re no boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/23 "2016-02-29T05:22:50Z")
It’s interesting that it is offered in China where most Asian women are not big chested. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/24 "2016-02-29T06:25:09Z")
It’s funny because women have breasts. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/25 "2016-02-29T16:26:47Z")
> [@Urbanredneck](#): > > It’s interesting that it is offered in China where most Asian women are not big chested. I have some “documentaries” that I found on the internet that beg to differ. > [@Penfeather](#): > > It’s funny because women have breasts. Men have breasts also, they’re just not as awesome. Gronk probably has a bra degree “Bra, let’s rent a yacht with a bunch of nekkid women!” “It’ll be awesome, bra!” ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/26 "2016-02-29T17:06:40Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friend’s bathroom. His mother’s brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn’t know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres. He saw one brassiere! It just blew him away! He saw stars in his eyes, …and the very next day… Bought a beat up play-tex, in a questionable store Didn’t know how worked …but he knew for sure… That one brassiere! it felt good in his hands, it didn’t take long, long to understand Just one brassiere! slung way… down… low… Was a one way ticket, only one way to go… ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/27 "2016-02-29T17:52:36Z")
Let’s toast the graduates of this program. Everyone raise their cups! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/28 "2016-02-29T19:07:42Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > That one brassiere! > it felt good in his hands, > it didn’t take long, long to understand > Just one brassiere! > slung way… down… low… > Was a one way ticket, only one way to go… Johnny died one night, he died in his bed brassiere of lycra, sleeping tablets by his head ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/29 "2016-02-29T19:16:24Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > Let’s toast the graduates of this program. > > Everyone raise their cups! No, you have to Fill the Cups first… …then empty them in a single draught. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/30 "2016-02-29T21:24:49Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > No, you have to Fill the Cups first… > > …then empty them in a single draught. I expect this is similar to Thor’s cup that kept refilling itself. Nothing to be done but keep trying to empty it (and grinning like a kid at christmas) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/31 "2016-02-29T21:53:21Z")
I have analyzed and charted the data. It forms a very nice double bell curve… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/32 "2016-02-29T22:52:08Z")
> [@rbroome](#): > > Darn, I was hoping someone would make a comment about the TAs assisting in the class… > > Especially if two teaching assistants are required. 🙂 > [@hotflungwok](#): > > Actually in this specialty they’re just call T’s, not TA’s. How about TB’s: Teaching Boobistants. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/33 "2016-02-29T22:57:10Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > I have analyzed and charted the data. It forms a very nice double bell curve… But without this new technology, the curves flatten out considerably. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2016, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231/34 "2016-02-29T23:20:04Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > I have analyzed and charted the data. It forms a very nice double bell curve… As the MIT song “We Are the Engineers” has it One hand worked the slipstick while the other hand traced the curve. It’s an old song. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bra-technology-degree-no-really/747231.md?page=1)