# Braaaaiiins: Steve, Don't Eat It!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 8, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998 "2007-10-08T21:37:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998/1 "2007-10-08T21:37:19Z")

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As he has been promising for some time, Steve over at [The Sneeze](http://www.thesneeze.com/) has finally gone vegan-zombie and has eaten his own (tree) brain.

Some of those pictures need a “Do not want!” caption.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998/2 "2007-10-08T21:53:34Z")

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**Flander** :“Hey man, whatcha eating?”

**Steve** : “Just this…”

**Flander** : “AAAHHH!”

**Steve** : “The BRRAAAIIIIIINNNNN!!!”

**Flander** : “DAMN IT!!”  
[2 kicks]

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998/3 "2007-10-08T22:30:38Z")

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Tree mushrooms that taste like chicken? That sounds like the time I ate “chicken of the woods” that some friend in college’s mom used to gather. It was awesome, too. I wish you could buy it commercially.

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998/4 "2007-10-09T02:49:43Z")

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I have been reading The Sneeze for sometime now. I, too, was in the masses that have been waiting for him to do this “episode” of Steve, Don’t Eat It: Tree Brain!!

I was so excited to see it today. Hooray!!

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**Author:** ![Beaucarnea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Beaucarnea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beaucarnea)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998/5 "2007-10-09T02:55:30Z")

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[i’m secretly in love with steve. that is all.]

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/braaaaiiins-steve-dont-eat-it/421998/6 "2007-10-09T04:00:47Z")

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There hasn’t been a new installment in forever. I’m glad to see more of them, but not so glad to replicate his experiments, \<hurk\>

Actually, Beggin’ Strips look kinda good. Add Bacon Salt to taste.