Too easy. I corrected my Grade 1 or 2 teacher on the lyrics. For that, I had to sing it solo at a school concert. The other two years I was at that school, I had to be an elf in the Christmas concert (hated having to wear red tights), and Frosty the Snowman in a cardboard Frosty costume.
Don’t “the mountains divide,” ?
Yeah, well that would be great, in theory. But, my brain would forget where I left the paper, too.
For some reason I have a knack for remembering obscure names of stuff that inadvertently make people feel foolish for not knowing it:
“So I’m driving across those bumps in the road–”
“The ‘Botts Dots.’”
“What?”
“They were invented by a guy named Bott, they’re called ‘Bott’s Dots.’”
“Why don’t you shut up?”
"Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such medical films as “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore” and “Mommy, What’s Wrong with That Man’s Face?”