# Brain Games #4 : Acronyms **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 1999, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222 "1999-10-29T12:04:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/1 "1999-10-29T12:04:00Z")
Remember back in the seventies when some Fundy Christian groups were going around saying that the name of the rock group KISS actually stood for “Kings in Satan’s Service?” So, this game is to take any other rock group and figure out what their name would really mean in Chrsitian cirles. Heh heh … we know their all really demon worshippers anyway, right? 😉 Of course, short names like “Yes”, “Who” or “Hole” would be simple enough. Extra credit for anyone who comes up with longer ones like “Squirrel Nut Zippers.” Take it, Bosco … * * * Saint Eutychus [www.disneyshorts.org](http://www.disneyshorts.org) ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/2 "1999-10-29T12:18:00Z")
secret querys usually incite really red enflamed laurels not unique to zebras in peru praying eratically, raising satan * * * All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/3 "1999-10-29T12:40:00Z")
A standing ovation for Metroshane! _whistling_ trisha ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/4 "1999-10-29T14:05:00Z")
Children Hearing Evil Rhyming Reject Yahweh Playing Our Pandemonium Probably Idolatrizes Netherworlds Devils And Demons Do In Evil Souls ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/5 "1999-10-29T14:35:00Z")
crosby stills nash and young cruel reasoning offers some blasphamus yearnings some toddlers inherently long lustfully satiating nocturnal abominations savagely hunting another nubile demon your own urges negate god * * * All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/6 "1999-10-29T14:43:00Z")
the presidents of the united states of america tell heathens evil prospers 'round every suttle indulgence demanding eternal nutrients taking souls of fiends trolling heaven evoking unanimous needs in the ever demeaning straights taking account the evil satire of fraudulent appearent miracles enveloping radical ideas, calculating athiest! ## thank you, good night All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/7 "1999-10-29T15:06:00Z")
Gyrating, Reeling, Altruistic Teens, Entirely Free-loving, Until Lapsing into Demonic- Endorsing Acid Droppers ---
**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/8 "1999-10-29T15:19:00Z")
Best European Act That Liverpool Ever Saw ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/9 "1999-10-29T15:25:00Z")
Oh come on! The acronym should be somehow related to the band, not just make a long sentence! Chiefie’s got the right ides: Blatant Atrocity: Creating Kitschy Singers That Really Entreat Estrogenic Teens. Bad Omen, Young Studs… * * * Back off, man. I’m a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/10 "1999-10-29T16:03:00Z")
Oh come on! The acronym should be somehow related to the band, not just make a long sentence * * * no it doesn’t. the question was to make up something evil sounding that the good christians could have something to boycott. * * * All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman ---
**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/11 "1999-10-31T04:07:00Z")
Ooops. You are right. Let me play a few songs backwards and get back to you. ---
**Author:** ![Jorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@Jorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorge)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/12 "1999-10-31T06:52:00Z")
Blathering Jibberish Of Retrograde Nincompoop ---
**Author:** ![metroshane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aeb1de/32.png) [@metroshane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metroshane)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brain-games-4-acronyms/10222/13 "1999-11-01T06:02:00Z")
If anyone can think of a name longer than The Presidents of the United States of America, I’ll try again. * * * All this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job 5 days a week-- Rocketman