# Brainstorm my Screename **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402 "2007-07-27T17:41:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/41 "2007-07-28T10:40:34Z")
Is \*\*Chicken of Bristol \*\* in use? ---
**Author:** ![George\_Kaplin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@George\_Kaplin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Kaplin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/42 "2007-07-28T11:33:03Z")
While there are many quality suggestions in this thread, none of them hold a candle to **Captain Jetpack** šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/43 "2007-07-28T12:24:28Z")
Miniscule Brittanic Retail Emporium Possessor ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/44 "2007-07-28T12:25:11Z")
**Clams Got Legs** ---
**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/45 "2007-07-28T12:30:29Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I coulda sworn to got we had oneā€¦I swore I saw one in one of those Doper sibling threads. [/QUOTE] **All your username are belong to us** ---
**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/46 "2007-07-28T17:34:09Z")
Continuing with our already established fudge theme: **Fudge Fantasies**. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/47 "2007-07-28T17:51:25Z")
**Engelbert Humperdink** , or is that taken? ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/48 "2007-07-28T17:57:27Z")
**10 Pound Minimum**? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/49 "2007-07-28T18:01:56Z")
**Comma Cropper Lord Golomighty Give Me More Money, You Bastard** ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/50 "2007-07-28T18:02:09Z")
**Visa Accepted** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/51 "2007-07-28T19:22:09Z")
**Halfblood Hammerfist Milton Schlumberger Johnny Chimpo Erik the Mauve Fuck Your Couch Balls of a Rhino Smells Like A Wino Jelly-Motherfuckinā€™-Donut Zit Chewer Hot Blondes, Apply Here Fissure Apple Tangerine Big Macā€™s Special Sauce Dumpling Wafer Thin Mint** Iā€™ll work on more later, if need be. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/52 "2007-07-28T19:49:28Z")
**Torrential Wordflow**? šŸ˜‰ **Lurid Neon Sound**? **Electric Tea**? **The Quick Brown Fox**? **A Knothole in Grampaā€™s Wooden Leg**? (May be too long?) **[Kiwa Hirsuta](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwa_hirsuta)**? **[Xenoglaux loweryi](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoglaux_loweryi)**? ---
**Author:** ![Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_British_Shop_Owner)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/53 "2007-07-28T20:56:53Z")
Cheers, keep em coming šŸ˜‰ (Iā€™m not going to give any opinions yet, as it wouldnā€™t be sporting) ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/54 "2007-07-28T21:04:37Z")
Mister McCreepyPants Minister of Ministering Muenster Muncher Obnoxious Exhaust ID Badge Refused Watch Spring Spoon in the Wall Booted Bucket Wall Licking Kitty Earwax Earwig Blind in One Eye Docked Dork Listing to the Left Butt Filter Butterfly Killer Sweet Limabeans Boiled Icecream ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/55 "2007-07-28T21:04:47Z")
Whatever you choose, it should be Sanskrit. Pure Sanskrit. No exception. That should make your decision easier. As to oranges or apples for breakfast tomorrow, I canā€™t help you. Youā€™re on your own. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/56 "2007-07-28T21:06:06Z")
**Vas Deferens Smelly Passion Mungo Howard the Duck Septum Release the Hounds! Fair Territory Cherubic Scrotum Gleeful Midget Barn Door Straight Sailor Butt Nugget Ductile Worm** Edited to Add: You better take ā€œ **Cherubic Scrotum** ā€. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/57 "2007-07-28T22:40:45Z")
Not A PepperPot If we donā€™t already have a **Spiny Norman** , thatā€™s a good one **BurmaThePenguin** (which makes even more bizarre sense if you factor in the HHGttG reference) ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/58 "2007-07-28T22:43:55Z")
I believe **Spiny Norman** is already taken. Perhaps itā€™s **Spiney Norman** though? šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/59 "2007-07-29T11:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=Zabali\_Clawbane] **A Knothole in Grampaā€™s Wooden Leg**? (May be too long?) [/QUOTE] Or, merely, **Grampaā€™s Wooden Leg**? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/60 "2007-07-29T18:39:42Z")
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