# Brainstorm my Screename **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 27, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402 "2007-07-27T17:41:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/61 "2007-07-29T20:55:06Z")
**Donald Eugene Ivens** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/62 "2007-07-29T21:03:49Z")
So…um…how much longer are we going to do this? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/63 "2007-07-29T21:08:17Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So…um..how much longer are we going to do this? [/QUOTE] Until **Small British Shop Owner** comes back, brings pie. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/64 "2007-07-29T21:08:42Z")
**Wacky tank** ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/65 "2007-07-29T21:09:21Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Or, merely, **Grampa’s Wooden Leg**? [/QUOTE] I was thinking of the song “A Boy’s Best Friend Is His Mother” at the time. Some of the lyrics go “While looking through the knothole in Grampa’s wooden leg, why do they move the shore so near the ocean.” ---
**Author:** ![Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_British_Shop_Owner)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/66 "2007-07-29T21:12:52Z")
@ LOUNE: As long as you like 😉 I was thinking earlier today, and came up with a very good one. But I don’t remember what it was ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/67 "2007-07-29T21:17:18Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Until **Small British Shop Owner** comes back, brings pie. [/QUOTE] Well, I make no more fun screennames until I get properly pied. yes, that was a setup. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/68 "2007-07-29T21:20:57Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Well, I make no more fun screennames until I get properly pied. yes, that was a setup. [/QUOTE] _NO PIE FOR YOU!!_ However, we have some fish. Hold still, & this will be over in a second…\ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/69 "2007-07-29T23:14:01Z")
\*\*Buried under the patio 62 West Wallaby Street Scrotal Dander No, No, you misunderstand \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/70 "2007-07-30T15:40:56Z")
How about [an anagram](http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=small+british+shop+owner&language=english&t=1000&d=4&include=&exclude=&n=&m=&source=adv&a=n&l=n&q=n)? **Whips a Shrill Trombone** **A Whorish Lint Problem** **Whirls a Brimless Photon** **A Limbless Worship Thorn** **Tromps a Shrill Wishbone** **Whirls a Thimble Sponsor** **Hollow Shrimp Banister** **Liberal Worship Month** **Wilts Honorable Shrimps** **Misprints Hollow Herbs** **Polls Brownish Hermits** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/71 "2007-07-30T19:50:50Z")
\*\*Bob’s Yer Uncle Luxury Yacht Mushy Peas Vernon Dursley What’s All This Then? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/72 "2007-07-30T20:27:24Z")
**Account Deleted Small and Wrinkled Who Said That? What’s That Smell? Who Are You, Anyway? Who goes There? Inverted Dolphin Useless Invention Icecream Sandwich Cold Grey Skies Freddy and the Mercuries Radioisotope Fission By-Product Fusable Link Ballistic Penetrator** ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/73 "2007-07-30T20:30:49Z")
**British Yanker** (pun on Crank Yankers–people who prank telephone calls _and_ Yank–sporting nickname for Americans _and_ well, um… you know) ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/74 "2007-07-31T02:46:35Z")
I often keep small list of potential user names at hand for cases like this. Presently, the list is quite short: Armond Tamzerian Location: Springfield Spider Pig Location: Springfield Islamic Rage Boy™ Location: Srinagar, India Bat Boy Location: Unemployed Niles Bitchly Location: Behind Rodney Oscar, Kitty of Doom Location: In Bed with You ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/75 "2007-07-31T04:45:25Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] \*\* Fuck Your Couch\*\* [/QUOTE] For some reason I find this one the most charming. I don’t know why. It brings to mind images of an impotently furious fifteen year old boy trying desperately to think up an insult. “Yeah?! Well… FUCK YOUR COUCH!” _runs away_ That, or the couch I discovered after I’d been sprawling on it regularly for a year had been… utilized… on a regular basis by a swinger buddy of mine. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/76 "2007-07-31T22:18:09Z")
**Small British Shop Owner** –have you chosen, yet? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/77 "2007-08-01T02:49:45Z")
**Choose Now Bitch Natives Are Restless Burning You In Effigy Sandpaper Condom Not Pleased With You Right Now Verbally Frustrated WordSlut Cheap and Easy Happy Feller Clammy Palms Purple Sweat Gator Raid Did Someone Say Pie? Rumpledforeskin Street Tough Steel-Toed Slipper Feathery Mace Eternal Trumpet Married to Evil Dreadlocked Asshair Mohair Boxers Schweaty Balls** Okay, so I regained my patience part way through the list. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_British_Shop_Owner)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/78 "2007-08-01T15:30:24Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] **Small British Shop Owner** –have you chosen, yet? [/QUOTE] Nope, I’m leaving things until the last minute (Monday) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/79 "2007-08-01T16:03:44Z")
**Someone Else Picked My Username** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brainstorm-my-screename/413402/80 "2007-08-01T16:15:37Z")
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