# Brasil 2014 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 6, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840 "2014-05-06T21:19:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 143
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2841 "2014-07-08T20:26:06Z")
4!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2842 "2014-07-08T20:26:33Z")
Holeeey Shit! ---
**Author:** ![Asympotically\_fat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Asympotically\_fat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asympotically_fat)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2843 "2014-07-08T20:26:41Z")
Truly game over, no-one comes back from 4 down at this level, ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2844 "2014-07-08T20:26:57Z")
Well, Brazil is Kaput! I sincerely was thinking that Colombia was going to eliminate Brazil because they were not looking as good as other teams. And… that was the 5th gol! ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2845 "2014-07-08T20:26:57Z")
Not even 30 minutes yet. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2846 "2014-07-08T20:27:10Z")
Well, fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2847 "2014-07-08T20:27:11Z")
Wow. Just . . . wow. ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2848 "2014-07-08T20:27:45Z")
When was the last time somebody managed to get 4-0 against Brazil?!?!?! Christ, TV is showing the faces of some of the Brazilian supporters in the stadium… Never seen such expressions of shock before! ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2849 "2014-07-08T20:27:55Z")
Amazing! ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2850 "2014-07-08T20:27:58Z")
So, German y now trying to see if they can get to 10? ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2851 "2014-07-08T20:27:58Z")
Just really quite incredible. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2852 "2014-07-08T20:28:36Z")
They need to start singing “you never walk alone”. Brazil had a weak defence. Yup! What 5! ---
**Author:** ![Amara\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7993a0/32.png) [@Amara\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amara_1)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2853 "2014-07-08T20:28:52Z")
I have no words. This is unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2854 "2014-07-08T20:29:08Z")
5! ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2855 "2014-07-08T20:29:21Z")
Halfway there. ---
**Author:** ![Asympotically\_fat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Asympotically\_fat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asympotically_fat)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2856 "2014-07-08T20:29:46Z")
Well no-one could predict this, diabolical defending though. 5-0 ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2857 "2014-07-08T20:30:23Z")
So when do the fans burn down the stadium? ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2858 "2014-07-08T20:30:23Z")
I’ve never seen anything like this at anything remotely this level of the game. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2859 "2014-07-08T20:30:31Z")
Is this a record for fastest 5 goals? Is Brasil…quitting more or less? ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840/2860 "2014-07-08T20:30:41Z")
5 now!!! In less than 30 minutes in the first half!!! Holy – _ **FUCK** _ I have never seen something like this in my life – not at this level !! What the hell… O.O [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840.md?page=142) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brasil-2014/687840.md?page=144)