# Brat Pack: new member and job titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838 "2004-10-18T15:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/201 "2004-11-16T16:12:49Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > I just got an email from **TiggrKitty** saying that she will be taking a leave of absence for a while to put some affairs in order. I’m not quite sure what we’ll do until then. Something not involving whipping and torture I suppose. > > Oh well. ☹ > > Come back soon **Kitty** You could always appoint someone to be in charge of the whipping and torture until her return. But I suppose it just wouldn’t be the same… ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/202 "2004-11-16T18:33:14Z")
Hey, waitaminnit… I have her whip! HAHAHAH! _::::Cracks whip in alll directions, sending doper brats scurrying for cover::::_ _::::Laughs cruelly as The Beatles’ Revolution 9 plays::::_ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/203 "2004-11-16T18:54:28Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Hey, waitaminnit… I have her whip! > HAHAHAH! > > _::::Cracks whip in alll directions, sending doper brats scurrying for cover::::_ > > _::::Laughs cruelly as The Beatles’ Revolution 9 plays::::_ Behave or I’ll eat _your_ brain too. =D Cheers! Did I just send a cold shiver down your spine? ;-p ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/204 "2004-11-16T18:54:58Z")
_:::::THWACK!::::_ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/205 "2004-11-16T18:57:52Z")
Okie dokes, people. Every one I’ve done is now properly html’d. A compilation can be found [here.](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/extra.HTML) Each individual page has a link to our [main page](http://www.1728.com/bratpack/bratpack.htm), courtesy of unser freund; **wolf\_meister** I believe I’ve done all the women that provided a description. Now it’s time to do the men-folk. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/206 "2004-11-16T19:10:47Z")
Well, it’s about six inches long and… Oh, you mean like height and weight. I look kind of like [this.](http://www.joedeangelis.com/deang25.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/207 "2004-11-16T19:15:04Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > _::::Laughs cruelly as The Beatles’ Revolution 9 plays::::_ Oh, not _that_ repetitive, bubble-gum pop junk. :rolleyes: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/208 "2004-11-16T19:19:36Z")
Well, she certainly _looks_ **harmless**!!! ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/209 "2004-11-16T20:30:21Z")
Myyyyy _hic_ job iss teh greatttest! All haaaaaaiil harmless!! I don’t feel so good. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/210 "2004-11-16T20:32:05Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I believe I’ve done all the women that provided a description. > > Now it’s time to do the men-folk. 😃 Wait, I haven’t been done! Let’s see… this is harder than I thought. Brown hair and eyes; shoulder-length, layered hair, bangs, no glasses. Not skinny, but not fat anymore, either. Just medium, I guess. Do I get cat ears and a book? Or some random spy gear and a coffee pot? I wear a lot of blue. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/211 "2004-11-16T20:48:14Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Wait, I haven’t been done! Let’s see… this is harder than I thought. And do assistants get pictures? 'Cause if so, I have to totally make up something about what I look like. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/212 "2004-11-16T22:17:29Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > And do assistants get pictures? 'Cause if so, I have to totally make up something about what I look like. 🙂 Just do what I did; go with reality. 😛 **Ilsa\_Lund** , the first time I clicked your link, it crashed my computer. The second time, it took me to a page with a very red man on it which would explain what happened the first time I clicked the link. Didn’t you know I already did you; twice! Just check out the top of **Tiggrkitty** ’s stockings in the larger image. 😉 **FilmGeek** , just swab some bactine on the bite marks and you’ll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/213 "2004-11-16T22:25:16Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Wait, I haven’t been done! Let’s see… this is harder than I thought. > Brown hair and eyes; shoulder-length, layered hair, bangs, no glasses. > Not skinny, but not fat anymore, either. Just medium, I guess. > Do I get cat ears and a book? Or some random spy gear and a coffee pot? > I wear a lot of blue. It would help if you could point me in the direction of an actress with similar hair. As for all the rest, I don’t see why not though I probably won’t give you whiskers as they didn’t turn out so well on **Tiggrkitty** ’s. The way I’ve been doing these is to sketch it out on paper, then scan it into PhotoMAX pro, paint it in and then add random things off the internet. **Hot Buttered Toast** ’s hair was Halle Berry’s and her shirt pattern was a microscope shot of a virus or something. **Tiggrkitty** has Debra Messings hair, and mine came off a site that sells wigs. Don’t **ever** do a search for decapitated heads, btw. :eek: “Fake head” works much better. Hee! It’s fun! If only I could make a living doing this sort of stuff. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/214 "2004-11-16T22:31:13Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > It would help if you could point me in the direction of an actress with similar hair. > As for all the rest, I don’t see why not though I probably won’t give you whiskers as they didn’t turn out so well on **Tiggrkitty** ’s. I would say Mariska Hargitay from _Law & Order: SVU_. I took her picture with me when I got it cut recently. And I’d rather not have whiskers anyway. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/215 "2004-11-16T23:22:48Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > And do assistants get pictures? 'Cause if so, I have to totally make up something about what I look like. 🙂 You should **totally** have a Wonder Woman costume. Like, the Hippolyta version with the loincloth, so it’s incorporating elements of Leia’s costume from Jedi. Totally. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/216 "2004-11-17T03:43:31Z")
Just reporting in to say the website has been updated. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/217 "2004-11-17T14:42:28Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > You should **totally** have a Wonder Woman costume. Like, the Hippolyta version with the loincloth, so it’s incorporating elements of Leia’s costume from Jedi. He’s right. That’s what I want. Get me some Underoos. 🙂 A short, chubby, freaky-looking, redheaded Wonder Woman–hell, at least I can fill out the top of the outfit, if nothing else. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/218 "2004-11-18T22:59:59Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Hey, waitaminnit… I have her whip! > HAHAHAH! > > _::::Cracks whip in alll directions, sending doper brats scurrying for cover::::_ > > _::::Laughs cruelly as The Beatles’ Revolution 9 plays::::_ \*::: Yanks the whip out of \*\*Ilsa\_Lund’s \*\* hands, and cracks him on the ass with it ::: \* You are in SO much trouble, and do not think for one minute I will not deal with you. This is MY whip and you are NOT to touch or use it. HOW DARE YOU! _::: plugs in “Cowboys from Hell” and grabs **Ilsa\_lund** and tosses him into the chamber :::_ Geez, I can’t leave for a day before some “hotshot” thinks they can do my job. * * * Thanks for allowing me a few days off. This year has been a tad tougher than normal, but I am doing better. Cardsfan should be home on Saturday so I can shuffle the stress to him. _::: insert evil smiley here :::_ Why don’t we have evil smiley’s? * * * _::: plugs in White Zombie’s Astro Creep and turns to the chamber :::_ I have business to take care of. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/219 "2004-11-18T23:40:34Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > He’s right. That’s what I want. Get me some Underoos. 🙂 A short, chubby, freaky-looking, redheaded Wonder Woman–hell, at least I can fill out the top of the outfit, if nothing else. 😉 Well, the hair ain’t red, but [is this](http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/07_true/archive/wonder.asp) in the ballpark of what you’re looking for? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/220 "2004-11-19T13:45:40Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Well, the hair ain’t red, but [is this](http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/07_true/archive/wonder.asp) in the ballpark of what you’re looking for? :eek: I would never carry that purse. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=12)