# Brat Pack: new member and job titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 18, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838 "2004-10-18T15:20:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/321 "2004-11-23T22:39:46Z")

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Oh, wow…thanks for the reminder. I gotta find something pithy to do with my 2,000th.

For now, I’ll just party like this is post 1999.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/322 "2004-11-23T23:42:03Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> I’ve spent the afternoon cruising for a really good place to stick my 1,000th post.
> 
> I can’t wait any longer, the anticipation is killing me. So, here it is. 🙂
> 
> I just really wish I had thought of something cool to say. _sigh_

You had several chances to formulate a response to one of my innuendos, and yet, this is where you choose to stick it?

😉

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/323 "2004-11-24T00:10:19Z")

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Okay, I’ve totally not really done anything to warrant inclusion in the Brat Pack, other than posting “let me in!” in the original thread.

Still, I want a title too!

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/324 "2004-11-24T00:36:29Z")

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> [@Really Not All That Bright](#):
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> Okay, I’ve totally not really done anything to warrant inclusion in the Brat Pack, other than posting “let me in!” in the original thread.
> 
> Still, I want a title too!

Hey **Tick** …we could let\*\* RNATB\*\* in as one of my minions. I can always use the help in the “chamber”. You know…with all the problems we get into.

Okay I guess it is my turn to get a quote up.

> [@](#):
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> I’d wear outlandishly insane amounts of watches and jewelry, steal me a Ferrari, raid a few arms depots and conveniance stores for smokes, beer and spaghetti-o’s

Only because that is the funniest damn thing I have seen. NO CHEATING!!!

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/325 "2004-11-24T00:40:26Z")

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No I remember kicking **RNATB** and the rest of the no-shows out in a blinding rage. I’d let him back him but who can go against a blinding rage.

_a bliiiiiiinding raaaaaage…_

Oh, well, maybe. But you’ve got to do something really impressive to get in my good books **RNATB**

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/326 "2004-11-24T01:47:21Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> No I remember kicking **RNATB** and the rest of the no-shows out in a blinding rage. I’d let him back him but who can go against a blinding rage.
> 
> _a bliiiiiiinding raaaaaage…_
> 
> Oh, well, maybe. But you’ve got to do something really impressive to get in my good books **RNATB**

:dubious:

Are you done yet?

If not, please continue and call me when finished.

😃

_::: goes back to flogging the no-shows and herself :::_

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/327 "2004-11-24T02:04:53Z")

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[Prowl](http://www.ede.ch/bilder/reise2002/ak47.jpg).

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/328 "2004-11-24T02:20:45Z")

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**ReallyNotAllThatBright**  
You want a title? You _have_ a title.  
When is the last time you checked out the Official Doper Bratpack™ Website?

[http://www.1728.com/bratpack/bratpack.htm](http://www.1728.com/bratpack/bratpack.htm)

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/329 "2004-11-24T02:43:02Z")

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#324

There is a clue to be answered people!!!

Go ahead…ignore me and find out what happens.

::: drags out the iron maiden :::

Who is first? hrm?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/330 "2004-11-24T02:58:09Z")

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> [@Tiggrkitty](#):
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> I’d wear outlandishly insane amounts of watches and jewelry, steal me a Ferrari, raid a few arms depots and conveniance stores for smokes, beer and spaghetti-o’s

Woohoo! I remember this one! **Cluricaun** , in the “last person on earth” thread!!

I remembered thinking “why wear more than one watch? And if you’re the last person on Earth, who the hell _cares_ what time it is?” 😃

However, I have to work very, very early shift tomorrow, so rather than dredge up a quote of my own to put in, I’ll be going to bed. 😛 Quote to come tomorrow…

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/331 "2004-11-24T05:42:14Z")

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My email is off to mlerose.

I tried the bactine. Why didn’t you tell me it would sting?

whimper.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/332 "2004-11-24T05:47:11Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> **ReallyNotAllThatBright**  
> You want a title? You _have_ a title.  
> When is the last time you checked out the Official Doper Bratpack™ Website?
> 
> [http://www.1728.com/bratpack/bratpack.htm](http://www.1728.com/bratpack/bratpack.htm)

Whoah! That’s pretty cool.

President of R&D.

_goes off to prepare **nocturnal\_tick** ’s special care package_

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/333 "2004-11-24T05:54:44Z")

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And here I am, naively thinking that the Official Doper Brat Pack™ Website is a bustling hub of Internet activity. ::shrug::

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/334 "2004-11-24T09:45:41Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> And here I am, naively thinking that the Official Doper Brat Pack™ Website is a bustling hub of Internet activity. ::shrug::

Hey! I am trying to gather support by having a link to our web site in my sig!  
_::: grumbles she isn’t appreciate :::_

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/335 "2004-11-24T09:59:44Z")

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Wait so **RNATB** was not the source of my BLINDING RAGE

…meh…  
…So shouldn’t you be coming up with fabulous and outlandish ideas now?

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/336 "2004-11-24T13:26:23Z")

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Note regarding E-mail Game : I won’t be checking my home email until Saturday, so be cautious of a stall in play if it’s sent to me before then.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/337 "2004-11-24T14:27:51Z")

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> [@Tiggrkitty](#):
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> Hey! I am trying to gather support by having a link to our web site in my sig!

_Looks at website_

When did I become ‘Official Biographer of Brat History’? Tick, you should really keep me informed about these things.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/338 "2004-11-24T14:29:26Z")

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I’ve pondered for a while whether or not to include this in the thread. I’ve already opened another thread about it here:

> **[Did you know that all women have periods? (link included)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=288049)**
>
> Did you know that all women have periods every four weeks lasting three to four days? Did you know that blood comes out from an opening between your legs? Did you know that even Miss Jones has a period? Did you know that a sanitary pad has a blue...

But in case you don’t want to endeavor there this is the link in question:

[http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=periods101.wmv](http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=periods101.wmv)

Just some points to remember when you watch this film (which you are warned is reasonably long):

You are meant to see the funny side, it’s nestled right there between surreal and crazy.

You must watch the entire film, and once it is finished your phone will ring and a voice will tell you…

Girls have periods. Every four weeks. Lasting three to four days.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/339 "2004-11-24T14:33:48Z")

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> [@AngelicGemma](#):
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> _Looks at website_
> 
> When did I become ‘Official Biographer of Brat History’? Tick, you should really keep me informed about these things.

Well I did mention it a while ago…in passing…while mumbling…while you weren’t there…

Can I help it if you didn’t hear?

You just can’t win with women. First you make her a Brat so she wants a title so you give her a title but it’s not a good enough title so you give her a better title so she complains that she didn’t know about the title so my head explodes.

You owe me a new screen **Gemma**. Did you see the new sig?

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/340 "2004-11-24T14:41:12Z")

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> [@nocturnal\_tick](#):
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> You owe me a new screen **Gemma**. Did you see the new sig?

The screen is erm… in the post.

And the sig is cool. 🙂

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