# Brat Pack: new member and job titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838 "2004-10-18T15:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/341 "2004-11-24T15:03:03Z")
Okay **tiggr** - a link to the site !!! Thanks !!! **Angelic Gemma** - “Yes, you do have a title. You have a Brat title today.” You really should visit the site now and then. **nocturnal\_tick** - Well now that I know the web page will be frequently visited, I will sure try to add the occasional bit of humor, wisdom and maybe a Naughty Medieval Wench Dungeon of Punishment Chat Room. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/342 "2004-11-24T17:25:25Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Woohoo! I remember this one! **Cluricaun** , in the “last person on earth” thread!! > > I remembered thinking “why wear more than one watch? And if you’re the last person on Earth, who the hell _cares_ what time it is?” 😃 > > However, I have to work very, very early shift tomorrow, so rather than dredge up a quote of my own to put in, I’ll be going to bed. 😛 Quote to come tomorrow… You don’t get to provide a quote, as you were not the poster quoted. According to the rules of this game, only an already-quoted brat can provide the next quote to be identified. Sorry. And since **Cluricaun** (name misspelled on Brat Pack website) appears to be MIA since 11/12, perhaps someone else will provide the quote? I might as well take the opportunity to notify you all, my fellow Brats, that I will be out of the country and unable to post from the 25th through 12/2. Someone else will have to “minister” the goats. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/343 "2004-11-24T20:25:32Z")
To **wolf\_meister** : There are a few mistakes that need to be clarified. 1. **Cluricaun** ’s name needs to be changed. 2. You need to add the title of Minister of Child Production, in addition to his current title, to **Hal Briston** 3. You need to add the title of Official Bun Oven to **kittenlm** See, I do go to the website. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/344 "2004-11-24T20:56:50Z")
**Other Things That Need To Be Done:** 1. BiblioCat needs to get _The Email_ that everyone else has gotten. 2. BiblioCat needs a picture made by **harmless**. BiblioCat will be sitting in the corner, scarfing down leftover birthday pie and pouting till these things are done. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/345 "2004-11-24T20:59:57Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > 1. BiblioCat needs to get _The Email_ that everyone else has gotten. _whisper_ I think I’m supposed to send it to you … as soon as someone sends it to me … I’m going to go eat worms, now. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/346 "2004-11-24T21:00:19Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > 1. BiblioCat needs a picture made by **harmless**. I’m working as hard as I can, Oh Birthday Mistress. I’m trying to find you hair! Will this do? —\> ;j ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/347 "2004-11-24T21:06:46Z")
Um, lose the little beanie hat, and sure, I guess it’ll do. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/348 "2004-11-24T21:16:21Z")
Can I make a a slight change to my title? I’d like to be ‘Official Biographer of Made Up Brat History’ ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/349 "2004-11-24T21:54:14Z")
Okay, here I am - the Director of External Affairs. How many of those changes are for real and how many are just the usual tomfoolery and folderol so prevalent among the Brat Pack™ ? :dubious: Well it is good to know the site is being visited more often. For a while I thought it might just as well have been located in the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean … ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/350 "2004-11-24T22:12:14Z")
_BLAM **BLAM** BLAM_ I thought I saw something moving in the bushes. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/351 "2004-11-24T22:21:47Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > _BLAM **BLAM** BLAM_ > > I thought I saw something moving in the bushes. You do know deer season is over with don’t you? You best go get whatever you shot and hide it from the game ward. waitaminute! Where did you get live ammo at? **TICK!!!** He has live ammo!!! I thought you gave him an empty weapon!!! OMG… _::: dives into the chamber and bolts the iron door behind her :::_ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/352 "2004-11-24T23:19:52Z")
Miss **BiblioCat** , Ma’am…I’ve worked very hard all day, but I’m not quite done due to a-holey customers. I bit them. I will try my darndest to finish when I return to work, but that might not be until Monday. ☹ I sowwy. ☹☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/353 "2004-11-24T23:32:20Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > 1. BiblioCat needs a picture made by **harmless**. Hey! I requested mine waaay back in [post #110](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5427760&postcount=110)! Oh, and when ya do get to it, **harmless** , perhaps you can get **kittenlm** in there as well. Maybe add her in like in [this pic](http://imdb.com/title/tt0085995/posters). I’m sure she’d _love_ it. Or at least _I_ would. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/354 "2004-11-24T23:51:30Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > Well it is good to know the site is being visited more often. For a while I thought it might just as well have been located in the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean … It was. Once. For 20 minutes. Any change I say is to be taken as cardinal law. Even if it’s a drunken rant. For…um…future reference. The **Brat Pack** fully sponsors the baby-making of the **Bristons**. Call it our pet project. You don’t mind do you, **Hal**? **kitten**? I just love anything baby-ish. And the sex, the sex is good too. 😃 > [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > You do know deer season is over with don’t you? You best go get whatever you shot and hide it from the game ward. > > waitaminute! Where did you get live ammo at? **TICK!!!** He has live ammo!!! I thought you gave him an empty weapon!!! > OMG… > > _::: dives into the chamber and bolts the iron door behind her :::_ Don’t worry **Kitty**. He only has one of [these](http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/RUBVAR.htm) > [@Hal Briston](#): > > Hey! I requested mine waaay back in post #110! Now calm down **Hal**. **harmless** can work as quick as she wants and she is doing a fantastic job. First she can finish what _I_ want then maybe, if she feels like it, she can fulfill your…um…imagination. And **AngelicGemma** can have the change in her title. Not that she has, in any way, control over my decisions. I am my own person and…and… **Gemma** , what does this say? …and no-one tells me what to do. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/355 "2004-11-24T23:54:15Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > You do know deer season is over with don’t you? You best go get whatever you shot and hide it from the game ward. It is? The Biblio-husband is leaving Friday to go hunting with his buddies. I hope he gets a deer. We’re nearly outta venison for the freezer. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/356 "2004-11-24T23:58:47Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Miss **BiblioCat** , Ma’am…I’ve worked very hard all day, but I’m not quite done due to a-holey customers. > I bit them. That’s okay. I understand asshole customers. I won’t bite you for not finishing. I reccommend you drink heavily. Or maybe a nice long soak in a hot bath? Lots of chocolate? Whatever makes you forget work and helps you feel better. Have a nice break and just relax. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/357 "2004-11-25T00:59:18Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > _whisper_ I think I’m supposed to send it to you … as soon as someone sends it to me … > > I’m going to go eat worms, now. ☹ If it’s gone to me, then I won’t see it till at least Friday. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/358 "2004-11-25T03:30:01Z")
All requested changes have been made. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/359 "2004-11-25T11:54:29Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > And **AngelicGemma** can have the change in her title. Not that she has, in any way, control over my decisions. I am my own person and…and… > > **Gemma** , what does this say? > > …and no-one tells me what to do. You forgot the bit that goes “I think **AngelicGemma** is fantastic…” ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/360 "2004-11-25T12:01:49Z")
**AngelicGemma** is a Fanta Stick. 🙂 What? I’ve just woken up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=19)