# Brat Pack: new member and job titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838 "2004-10-18T15:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![mallocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mallocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallocks)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/61 "2004-10-19T21:19:28Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Huh??? I still don’t get WTH the brat pack is. ☹ An unofficial collection of dopers, each with a title more grandiose than the one before. Besides which, you don’t need to understand, just sit back and enjoy the mad creativity 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/62 "2004-10-19T21:51:32Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > One thing I now require: a brief description of your doper brat persona. > I think we’re getting a good idea of **Tiggrkitty** ’s. 😉 _:: I am fairly tall, fair complexion with dangerous curves, deep blue eyes and auburn hair. I look damn fine in a Latex or leather mini dress and stilettos. ::_ Want to see what I have in the toy box? _:: digs around in a large oak chest and pulls out shackles and what looks to be a muzzle ::_ Wanna play? ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/63 "2004-10-19T21:58:23Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Before I tell you if I’ve been good or bad, I want to know who’s giving the massages and/or dipping appendages. > Can I request Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell? For either activity? Sorry, but you don’t get to pick. I do. 🙂 _:: gives a great massage ::_ ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/64 "2004-10-19T22:14:55Z")
[bn]Nightwatch\*\*! Yes you! Come over here. Now get down on all fours. There, I really needed to put my feet up. Ah. Much better. Yes, you’ll make a fine assistant. And scapegoat. I mean assistant. {b]harmless\*\* should be called Head Zombie Doper Brat. All in favor? The motion is passed. Description? Of me? Let’s see, average height, fair skin with freckles, average weight, brown short hair, green eyes. With a “robust” bosom and a booty that makes the black boys follow me home. Awww, yeah! Did you know that the average IQ of a DOper Brat is 350? The Ministry of Truth is here to keep you informed! ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/65 "2004-10-19T22:16:09Z")
This is what happens when you have a glass of wine at lunch. Coding while impaired can be dangerous to one’s posts. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/66 "2004-10-19T22:30:28Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > Sorry, but you don’t get to pick. I do. > > 🙂 > > _:: gives a great massage ::_ No offense, but you’re a little too _female_ for me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/67 "2004-10-19T22:45:22Z")
Minister of Goats reporting the results of the inventory… OK, here’s what we have: 3 female French-Alpine goats named Adeline, Amelie and Annabel 1 female Anatolian Black goat named Aziza 1 male Bagot goat named Bilbo 2 male Chengdu Brown goats named Chi and Chao 1 male Danish Landrace goat named Diederik and 2 females named Dakin and Dagmar 3 female Erzgebirge goats named Edwina, Elke and Erika 4 male Nigerian Dwarf goats, all named Daren 1 male Jamunapari goat named Jawahar Seven Tennessee fainting goats of indeterminate sex. These have no names, nor are they useful in initiation rites, as whenever a human approaches one, they fall over in a dead faint. They are cute, though. There used to be 10 of them, but they are actually quite tasty, as it turns out. So, 25 goats proper. We also have several goats improper: One DVD copy of The Goat, starring Buster Keaton One genuine Sheep-Goat hybrid from Botswana We had a scapegoat, but I let him go into the wilderness. One yale, a vaguely goatlike heraldic creature with swiveling horns 4 bottles of Bad Goat bock, brewed in Seattle And don’t even get me started on the Capricorns……… My Brat description: medium height, medium build, medium color, medium complexion, medium eyes, medium features. I’m dressed in a sober, dark three piece suit and carry a black briefcase. If I’m standing under a blacklight, however, my outfit acquires a shimmering psychedelic rainbow of colors. 🆒 > [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > I am fairly tall, fair complexion with dangerous curves, deep blue eyes and auburn hair. I look damn fine in a Latex or leather mini dress and stilettos. Hey! No fair giving your actual real-life description! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/68 "2004-10-19T23:03:28Z")
_:::lumps into thread, panting like crazy:::_ Dammit, **Tiggrkitty!** Get some better fitting stockings! You move around so much, it’s like running a marathon trying to hold them up. You may be into tort^H^H^H^H initiation, but I am not the glutton for punishment you take me for. I’m gonna have to take a breather. _:::slinks away singing “Number Nine, Number Nine” from Revolution 9:::_ ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/69 "2004-10-20T00:05:41Z")
_After a night of heavy drinking AngelicGemma wonders into the thread and starts dancing_ Woo! Hello everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/70 "2004-10-20T02:47:38Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > **Nightwatch**! Yes you! Come over here. Now get down on all fours. There, I really needed to put my feet up. Ah. Much better. Yes, you’ll make a fine assistant. And scapegoat. I mean assistant. Right away, your mistressness! Do you like how I fixed your coding, my lady? Cocoa? ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/71 "2004-10-20T11:31:30Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Hey! No fair giving your actual real-life description! > > 😉 Let see here, I could be: 1. A voluptuous redhead, tall, fair complexion and ample curves and green eyes 2. Dwarf like: short, stocky female with a beard and mustache, brown hair and brown eyes with a ruddy complexion 3. Elf like: tall and willowy, blonde hair with ice blue eyes, fair skin and not so voluptuous because who ever heard of a high elf with massive tatas? 4. Goblin like: medium height/weight with smooth green skin and big black round eyes and very sharp pointy teeth 5. A well tanned, tall brunette with hazel eyes, long lean legs and slender waist. Vote: ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/72 "2004-10-20T13:51:09Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > 1. A voluptuous redhead, tall, fair complexion and ample curves and green eyes > 2. Dwarf like: short, stocky female with a beard and mustache, brown hair and brown eyes with a ruddy complexion > 3. Elf like: tall and willowy, blonde hair with ice blue eyes, fair skin and not so voluptuous because who ever heard of a high elf with massive tatas? > 4. Goblin like: medium height/weight with smooth green skin and big black round eyes and very sharp pointy teeth > 5. A well tanned, tall brunette with hazel eyes, long lean legs and slender waist. [geek humor] To determine description, roll 1d10 / 2, rounding up. [/gh] ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/73 "2004-10-21T01:47:27Z")
Ok. Fair warning: I’m about to go on holiday until Sunday night (it’s the **Yepmas** ’ birthday 🙂 ), so those of you who don’t post a description in the meantime are left up to my imagination. Mwahahahahaha! 😃 : passes around the drinky-drinks : ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/74 "2004-10-22T07:16:16Z")
Hey, I found me in a thread- and I wasn’t even expecting my name to be in here, but while I am here, I must show you my new sig. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/75 "2004-10-22T08:08:37Z")
Hi folks. Sorry for coming in late but it took a lot of convincing to get them to remove my straightjacket. I’m told that next week I may even be trusted with sharp objects. Let’s hope they get my medication levels stabilized so I can remain relatively coherent. As _any_ SDMB Doper knows (not just the Brat Pack either), I have a website (yeah wolf we know, we know !!!) located at [www.1728.com](http://www.1728.com) Perhaps I could make a special page for Brat Pack Dopers _only_ and maybe it could be updated semi-occassionally. I’ll kill the proverbial 2 birds with one stone and direct you to this link: [www.1728.com/prsnl.htm](http://www.1728.com/prsnl.htm) Once there, you can judge my web-designing talents AND you’ll get an idea of my web persona. I’ll choose to be Doper Brat # 1728 (for obvious reasons) and it might lead the uninitiated into thinking our membership is a large force of dedicated Dopers. As for my title, I’ll have to think about that. It’s 4:00 a.m. and I really need some sleep. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/76 "2004-10-22T08:13:42Z")
Geez, I am tired, I forgot my Brat Pack signature. ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/77 "2004-10-22T18:35:09Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > **mlerose** is now assistant to **TiggrKitty** in order to provide ass grabbing expertise in matters of tort-…Brat Initiation. This also means that **mlerose** is a certified ass-handler[sup]TM[/sup] Damn, it feels good to be an ass handler. Awww, yeah. Alright, boys and girls, line 'em up. You can’t be a REAL brat-packer til you gets yer assgrab from mle. Who’s first? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/78 "2004-10-23T15:28:49Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > I’ll choose to be Doper Brat # 1728 (for obvious reasons) and it might lead the uninitiated into thinking our membership is a large force of dedicated Dopers. Ahem? What makes you think that I give out numbers all willy-nilly? Tsk, Tsk. Shame on you. Having a big ol’ number like that makes it seem like anyone could get in whereas keeping it in the teens makes the prospect of joining all the more challenging and therefore alluring. Do a little research and create a Brat Pack page, if I likey, I may find an opening for you. Until then you are hereby assistant to **Really Not All That Bright** in R&D. I take it **Draelin** ’s initiation is now completed? **FilmGeek** I’m afraid that initiation places are now closed. But check in the near future. After all I only heard from half the pack in this thread and my youthful wrath grows towards them. :mad: :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/79 "2004-10-23T15:36:23Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > **FilmGeek** I’m afraid that initiation places are now closed. But check in the near future. After all I only heard from half the pack in this thread and my youthful wrath grows towards them. Aww, c’mon, chief. She got in before the deadline. We can work up something, don’tcha think? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/80 "2004-10-23T15:47:41Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Having a big ol’ number like that makes it seem like anyone could get in whereas keeping it in the teens makes the prospect of joining all the more challenging and therefore alluring. Perhaps a compromise is in order. I hereby nominate **wolf\_meister** ’s as SDMBBP’r #17.28. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=5)