# Brat Pack: new member and job titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838 "2004-10-18T15:20:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/121 "2004-11-05T22:01:08Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Where the hell is everyone anyways? :dubious: I’m here, I’m here. Just… quiet. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/122 "2004-11-05T22:14:08Z")
Wha? Boobies? Sorry I haven’t been active on the ol’ Brat Front. Got so drunk last Friday I needed a whole week to get my party mode back into action. I guess it’s time to invoke a new Brat thread…but not now. I’ve just caught a whiff of bonfire (mmmm, that is soo nice) so I’m going to find some booze and par-tay! New thread soon! Your humble, yet omnipotent and vengeful leader. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/123 "2004-11-05T23:17:03Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > Awww-_RIGHT!!!_ Looks a lot like me! Except my hair is a bit straighter. Got the boobs just right, though. 🆒 Yeah, I had to play with them a bit. 😛 I don’t know the actress I stole yours off of, but Tigrkitty’s has is Debra Messing’s hair. I did the bangs by cutting and pasting a bit from the bottom on the right. Thank Og I redid yours. That’s what took so long; I hated the hair. The first draft had a bob cut so it looked like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman with the ho wig on. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/124 "2004-11-06T01:57:41Z")
**harmless** If you want, I could put the images next to the names and titles directly onto my website. What do the other “Brat Packers” think? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/125 "2004-11-07T20:06:56Z")
To recap Ladies and Genteels: > [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Alright here’s the deal. In one week we will hold an initiation for the ever amusing FilmGeek. CandidGamera is from this date her sponsor and is responsible for making sure she is on time and prepared. Obviously we will need TiggrKitty and Rufus should arrive promptly with “Bilbo”, I think he will be most appropriate. > > This will be the final initiation for a while. Everyone okay with that for now? > > …good…now… > > As good as the number 13 was I am willing to alter the structure to 15! wolf\_meister is now Number 14: Head of “External” Affairs, external being outside of the boards. It is now your responsibility, in conjunction with our own Mistress of Propaganda, to spread the word of Brat. Your first job will be to create a kickass site for us. And it better be damn good otherwise > > But that’s only 14 titles? Where’s Number 15? > > That question will be answered during FilmGeek’s initiation. One of the current members is soon to be promoted. The question is “who?”. Okay I’m going to assume **FilmGeek** has been initiated by _now_. So therefore congratulations is owed to our newest member. Official Doper Brat Enjoy! But of course this also means we need a number 15 to fill our ranks. So without further ado… **FilmGeek**! Will you sit down already, you’re in the way of… **Hot Buttered Toast** _Number 15: Head of Next Morning Damage Control_ You know what it’s like. The pounding head, the feeling of nausea, the temporary blindness and memory loss…all the signs of a good night out. But the night before is nothing without a decent morning after which is where are resident expert steps in. Armed with fry-ups and aspirin she is our hangover heroine, our Sunday sickness saviour, our doper dilemma destroyer. Hurrah! That’s the good part over. And now I’m up for some wrathful action. Anyone who has not yet emerged in this thread is now no longer a **Brat**. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Yup, that feels good. You’re out! You’re out and it feels pretty good. 🙂 Grovel as much as you want but it won’t do any good. That’s it for now. Goodbye for now. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/126 "2004-11-07T21:00:19Z")
Hmmmm…give me a page if you need a resident **MeatBeast**. General talents include: - defiling of the senses of others. - grunting Comes with an elaborate instructional pamphlet on the process of converting an every day rotator cuff into a small rodent pest control device. Batteries not included. **MeatBeast** will arrive within 1-10 weeks of induction. No refunds or exchanges available. All violators will be persecuted. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/127 "2004-11-07T21:58:45Z")
**nocturnal\_tick** I’m surprised that FilmGeek has been initiated. He wasn’t even on the “waiting list”. So, FilmGeek gets #15 and HotButteredToast gets #15? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/128 "2004-11-07T22:59:24Z")
**harmless** , are you making those pictures for everyone? Do I get one, too? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/129 "2004-11-08T02:12:21Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > I’m surprised that FilmGeek has been initiated. He wasn’t even on the “waiting list”. So, FilmGeek gets #15 and HotButteredToast gets #15? Huh? **FilmGeek** has been initiated but has no number yet. (S)he’ll have to become someone’s assistant. **Hot Buttered Toast** is number 15, as shown beforehand Is it really that confusing? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/130 "2004-11-08T02:57:33Z")
_:::Cracks **Tiggrykitty’s** whip when he thinks no one is looking:::_ ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/131 "2004-11-08T12:22:10Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Ok, this took a minute, but after some hard work (please be nice 😉 ) I present to you the first of the Doper Brat Series: > [Tiggrkitty](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/tiggrkitty.html) ! 😃 > I know #1 probably should’ve been #1, but I kept swooning everytime I tried to work on it. 😛 OOOOOooo! Damn nice job! Is that a knife I am holding behind my back? > [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > :::Cracks Tiggrykitty’s whip when he thinks no one is looking::: Don’t even think for one second I did not see you do that. \*:: takes her whip back and snaps it against your arse :: \* ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/132 "2004-11-08T13:54:10Z")
Hey, I didn’t get a number! ☹ Not that I need one, I’m just happy to be nominated. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/133 "2004-11-08T17:17:10Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > **harmless** , are you making those pictures for everyone? > Do I get one, too? Sure thing, Kitty **Cat** , just give me a general description of what you want to look like. 🙂 I hurt my hand last Thursday, so I’ve been taking it slow. > [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > OOOOOooo! Damn nice job! > > Is that a knife I am holding behind my back? No. :o \<–Porno Smiley! ;-p That’s the handle to the whip. I most forgots (as my niece says 😉 ) to color it. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/134 "2004-11-08T17:20:53Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Sure thing, Kitty **Cat** , just give me a general description of what you want to look like. 🙂 > I hurt my hand last Thursday, so I’ve been taking it slow. > > No. :o \<–Porno Smiley! ;-p > That’s the handle to the whip. > I most forgots (as my niece says 😉 ) to color it. Ah. That is what I thought when I took a second look. Just at first glance though it looks like I am about to knife someone. Very sexy picture. Remind me to send you a link through email when I get home and show you just how close you actually got to what I look like. Pretty scary. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/135 "2004-11-08T17:23:30Z")
🆒 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/136 "2004-11-08T17:27:05Z")
Oh, Yeah…did anyone notice the The Guardian of Paradise’s representation in the larger image of **TiggrKitty** ’s? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/137 "2004-11-08T20:15:21Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Oh, Yeah…did anyone notice the The Guardian of Paradise’s representation in the larger image of **TiggrKitty** ’s? 😉 Yeah the garter belt since he keeps running away and letting my stockings fall! btw…email with link sent 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/138 "2004-11-08T21:33:44Z")
:eek: I must be pyscho. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/139 "2004-11-08T21:34:54Z")
:rolleyes: Psychic. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/140 "2004-11-08T21:38:40Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > :eek: > > I must be pyscho. 😉 You know, it is a damn good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw this; otherwise I would have snarfed it out my nose. Pretty freaky. Like I said…damn good job 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838.md?page=8)