# Brat Pack: new member and job titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 18, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838 "2004-10-18T15:20:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/161 "2004-11-10T16:16:00Z")

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Works in Opera too. By the way, I’ve disappeared!

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/162 "2004-11-10T17:32:56Z")

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**Nightwatch\_Trailer**  
Yes, I found it strange that you were “off the list”. However, I was only going by what nocturnal\_tick said was the official list. It seems the numbers and job titles were assigned beginning with posting #1. Somewhere (it might be around Page 3), nocturnal\_tick decided that it was going to be limited to 15 members (although I did talk him into admitting Jerry Mathers and Kam Fong as Chin Ho). 😃

I would suggest you bring this matter up with “the boss” (aka nocturnal\_tick) and discuss how this egregious oversight could have transpired. You were on the waiting list with a great many other “brats” then all of a sudden, the waiting list was gone. Not to be the Fletcher Christian of the Brat Pack™, I find it strange that Film Geek who wasn’t even on the waiting list is now going to be an official Brat Packer. I believe FilmGeek won’t get an official number but will be someone’s assistant. Still, you’d think that nocturnal\_tick would assign a number 16 to you and I could move Kam Fong (as Chin Ho) to #18.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/163 "2004-11-10T19:18:40Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> By the way **harmless** , the reason I keep almost everything in the same directory on my site is that I think (maybe I’m wrong) that it makes the site faster loading.

Ah…I do it because I’m lazy. 😃

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/164 "2004-11-10T19:20:23Z")

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I’ve about done **Hot and Buttery** 😉 , but I won’t be able to post it until tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/165 "2004-11-11T00:25:21Z")

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**harmless**  
Just let me know the URL and the link will be added.  
I’m anxious to see _your_ picture. When will you be drawing that?

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/166 "2004-11-11T14:34:44Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> Has anyone visited the “new and improved” Bratpack™ website?  
> I’m asking because it seems that clicking on the pictures of TiggrKitty and Ghanima will just lead you to an error message _when using Internet Explorer_. I tested these with Firefox and Netscape and the links worked fine.  
> Anyone else having problems? You may _not_ have problems because a great majority of “Dopers” do not use Internet Explorer for a browser. (However, I think about 92% of all Internet users have IE as a browser).

Works fine for me and I use IE.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/167 "2004-11-11T22:11:40Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> **harmless**  
> Just let me know the URL and the link will be added.  
> I’m anxious to see _your_ picture. When will you be drawing that?

Ta-da!  
[**Hot Buttered Toast**](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/hotntoasty.html)  
I .gif’d this one to cut down on the load time, but it made it look just a lil’ wonky.  
As always, if I can adjust or fix something, let me know.

As for your description, **Hot Buttered Toast** , I wasn’t quite sure what “hair that flips out like a ninja” was, but it made me think of Halle Berry’s hair. 😛

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/168 "2004-11-11T22:16:06Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> I’m anxious to see _your_ picture. When will you be drawing that?

When I’m inspired, or when I finish everyone elses…which ever comes first. 😉  
I might have to take a brief hiatus so I can draw or paint something for my mom’s birthday.  
It’s in a week. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/169 "2004-11-11T22:24:15Z")

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Lovely site, darlin’s. But it’s missing something…or rather someone…

**holds starvation candlelight vigil kneeling on broken glass until Nightwatch\_Trailer is back on list**

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/170 "2004-11-11T23:32:37Z")

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Website has been updated.  
AND if you scroll to the bottom you’ll see I have mentioned nightwatch\_trailer.  
Where has nocturnal\_tick been? Has he decided nightwatch\_trailer’s number and title or is he going to stick to his 15 member limit?

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/171 "2004-11-12T16:23:01Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> Where has nocturnal\_tick been?

Probably on another drunken binge. 😛

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/172 "2004-11-12T16:47:03Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> Where has nocturnal\_tick been?

\*Quote:  
Originally Posted by nocturnal\_tick  
You may say that TiggrKitty’s hot. But these things need proving…

Number One demands proof!  
Proof and cookies!  
You can get your own cookies. Check your email.\*

It’s probably my fault he is missing. I sent him a link to my picture and he hasn’t returned. He probably had a heart attack from looking at my ugly mug.

I killed him ☹

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/173 "2004-11-12T18:25:11Z")

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Gee **TiggrKitty** , I thought you looked exactly as **harmless** has portrayed you. Then again, maybe he was intimidated by your dominatrix demeanor.

**harmless** Those drawings are great. (I notice that you’ve drawn 2 of the 3 women barefoot - something with which I am in complete agreement. Just see my profile).

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/174 "2004-11-12T18:30:48Z")

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Huzzah!!

Where oh where is our fearless leader? Methinks it must be exams or something…its the only thing I can think of that might take precedence. 😛

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/175 "2004-11-12T18:37:17Z")

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**Tiggrkitty** , if anything I’d say the pic probably has him “occupied”. 😉

> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> **harmless** Those drawings are great. (I notice that you’ve drawn 2 of the 3 women barefoot - something with which I am in complete agreement. Just see my profile).

😃

**Tiggrkitty** was about to be barefoot too, until I remembered the stilettos.  
I was going to give her cat paws with painted toe-claws. 😛

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**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/176 "2004-11-12T19:25:19Z")

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Thanks for the pic, **harmless**! I’m sorry I haven’t been active in this thread that much, it’s the holidays and I really need to catch up on sleep after three terms of sleeping at 3 am.

Okay, sig testing…

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/177 "2004-11-12T19:30:14Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> **Tiggrkitty** , if anything I’d say the pic probably has him “occupied”. 😉  
> 😃
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> **Tiggrkitty** was about to be barefoot too, until I remembered the stilettos.  
> I was going to give her cat paws with painted toe-claws. 😛

Ack! What kind of DOM would I be without being able to injure someone with stilettos?!?!?!??! I gotta have them! Besides, they make my butt look firm and I need all the help I can get 😃

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/178 "2004-11-12T19:53:14Z")

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I am still here…I promise. 😃

> [@TiggrKitty](#):
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> It’s probably my fault he is missing. I sent him a link to my picture and he hasn’t returned. He probably had a heart attack from looking at my ugly mug.

Absolute nonsense. It just took some reconstructive surgery to pick my jaw up from the floor. Woof! 😉  
Actually I didn’t spot that particular post and Hotmail sent it to my Spam folder, no doubt believing that foxy little pic was for a… different type of website.

> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> Where has nocturnal\_tick been? Has he decided nightwatch\_trailer’s number and title or is he going to stick to his 15 member limit?

:smack: Alright, I’ll admit it. I’m as good with organising as I am with flying an inflatable mongoose. And I’m that confusing as well. 😛

Okay here we go. This is the list, no fuss, no questions.

> [@](#):
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> _Number One_ - **nocturnal\_tick** - The Boss  
> _Assistant to Number One_ - **Claricaun** - The bee-yotch.  
> _Number Two_ - **Hal Briston** - Chief of Brat Photography  
> _Assistant to Number Two_ - **kittenlm** - The ol’ lady, who is extremely hot and not old at all. 😃  
> _Number Three_ - **harmless** - Official Party Organiser  
> _Assistant to Number Three_ - **FilmGeek** - Food and Drink Tester  
> _Number Four_ - **Ghanima** - Mistress of Propaganda  
> _Assistant to Number Four_ - **Nightwatch Trailer** - Official Scapegoat and Cocoa Czar  
> _Number Five_ - **AngelicGemma** - Official Biographer of Brat History  
> _Number Six_ - **TiggrKitty** - Domanitrix / Sergeant at Arms / Kitten With A Whip  
> _Assistant to Number Six_ - **mlerose** - Certified Ass-Handler[sup]TM[/SUP]  
> _Number Seven_ - **CandidGamera** - Grand comic-books and roleplaying games poobah  
> _Assistant to Number Seven_ - **Draelin** - Official Comic Sorter  
> _Number Eight_ - **BiblioCat** - Secretary in Charge of Spying and Making Coffee  
> _Number Nine_ - **Ilsa\_Lund** - Guardian of Paradise  
> _Number Ten_ - **Rufus Xavier** - Minister of Goats  
> _Number Eleven_ - **Really Not All That Bright** - Head of R&D Department  
> _Number Twelve_ - **misstee** - Director of the Friendly, family-centered, illegal money laundering, cookies and ice cream store chain.  
> _Number Thirteen_ - **TellMeI’mNotCrazy** - No-one will know what 13 does, not even TMINC himself. There will be a time when she is called. That is all you need to know.  
> _Number Fourteen_ - **wolf\_meister** - External Affairs Director  
> _Number Fifteen_ - **Hot Buttered Toast** - Head of Next Morning Damage Control
> 
> and including **mallocks** , the first **Brat** groupie. Go on **mallocks** , give us a soundbite for the website.

You have no idea how long it took me to code that. Really.

Okay organisation is down. Next comes…

**THE LAWS OF THE BRAT!**

Suggestions?

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/179 "2004-11-12T20:00:06Z")

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Thou shalt not “behave”–unless **TiggrKitty** tells you to.  
Thou shalt not bogart.  
Thou shalt always bring enough for everybody.  
Thou shalt covet any ass thou wants.

Hm … you know, if you say or think the word “thou” long enough, it loses all meaning.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brat-pack-new-member-and-job-titles/269838/180 "2004-11-12T20:09:05Z")

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Don’t touch another man’s dice.

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Don’t tug on Superman’s cape.

Don’t spit into the Wind.

Don’t pull the mask off of no Lone Ranger.

Don’t mess around with … Nocturnal\_Tick.

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