# Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 15, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095 "2007-12-15T13:21:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095/1 "2007-12-15T13:21:49Z")
[Is apparently on sale.](http://brawndo.com/) Have to get some for my plants like in the historical documentary \*[Idiocracy\*](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiocracy). ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095/2 "2007-12-15T15:38:06Z")
I [pointed this out earlier](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=447323&highlight=brawndo), but Brawndo® the Thirst Mutilator energy drink is NOW ON SALE and should be available at 7-Eleven. Be sure to stock up for this winter- after all, Brawndo’s got what plants crave! (Brawndo® is a registered trademark of OMNI Consumer Products Corp. under license from 20th Century Fox, neither of which have anything to do with this unpaid advertisement. Under no circumstances should Brawndo® be used on plant life.) (Look, we’ve already been over this. Brawndo’s got what plants crave.) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095/3 "2007-12-15T19:58:37Z")
Idiocracy has been on cable a few times now and I’ve been fortunate enough to catch it a few times. I need me some Brawndo. I hear it has electrolytes. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095/4 "2007-12-15T20:20:13Z")
Marlawn Brawndo? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095/5 "2007-12-16T09:15:28Z")
[QUOTE=mobo85] I [pointed this out earlier](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=447323&highlight=brawndo), but Brawndo® the Thirst Mutilator energy drink is NOW ON SALE and should be available at 7-Eleven. Be sure to stock up for this winter- after all, Brawndo’s got what plants crave! [/QUOTE] I swear I searched before posting this! I swear! (Of course, I searched for _Idiocracy_ and _not_ Brawndo, so maybe that has something to do with it.) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095/6 "2007-12-16T16:48:08Z")
Powersauce! ---
**Author:** ![lexan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/73ab20/32.png) [@lexan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lexan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brawndo-the-thirst-mutilator/430095/7 "2007-12-16T18:12:37Z")
That’s incredible, thanks so much for posting this. I was trying to figure out what to get my brother for Christmas, and the package they have with a Brawndo t-shirt and two cans of the drink will be great.