# brazil84: preening, sexist, self-imortant, gynophobic douche

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 25, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046 "2011-08-25T15:57:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/21 "2011-08-25T16:47:45Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> I have a theory that numbers at the end of a username generally indicate an idiot, an asshole, or some combination thereof. I’m sure there are several exceptions to this rule here, but he’s not one of them.

Well, I certainly hope _ **I** _ am…

ETA: an exception, that is.

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**Author:** ![Soliloquy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Soliloquy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soliloquy)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/22 "2011-08-25T16:51:11Z")

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Love to introduce this guy to a few of my female partners (at work) and show him just how very much we want to be led.

He can lead me around by my night sights any day.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/23 "2011-08-25T16:52:12Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Which of the reasons you have for objecting to his view of marriage do not apply to objections to gay marriage? Keep in mind that **brazil84** has nowhere suggested that his idea of marriage should be enshrined into law.
> 
> I poop in my pants,  
> Shodan

You’ve got it exactly backwards: An analogous situation would be if people here were saying that **brazil84** ’s view of marriage should be outlawed, which they aren’t. (at least not in this thread; I haven’t read the other one.) People who object to gay marriage are perfectly within their rights to do so, vociferously if they must, but it’s the legal ban on it that is the problem.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/24 "2011-08-25T16:56:17Z")

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I haven’t said anything about marriage _per se_ in this thread or the other one. This thread has nothing to do with marriage. I’m pitting a poster’s comments about women. Marriage is neither here nor there.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/25 "2011-08-25T16:57:46Z")

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> [@brazil84](#):
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> Besides, the laws of statistics pretty much guarantee that there will be a huge male/female imbalance at the upper reaches of the intelligence distribution.

I’m curious what these laws of statistics might be and why they would guarantee anything about differences in the distributions of intelligence by gender.

As to the rest, I suspect microphallus.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/26 "2011-08-25T17:01:52Z")

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Having read Dios posts on being the man of the house and having control over what his daughters do and who they speak to, frankly, remove the names in the OP and you could believe it was about Dio, and not by Dio.

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/27 "2011-08-25T17:04:24Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> I have a theory that numbers at the end of a username generally indicate an idiot, an asshole, or some combination thereof. I’m sure there are several exceptions to this rule here, but he’s not one of them.

I’m just curious: What’s your theory on numbers at the start of a username?

To the OP: I can endorse this pitting. However, it’s not as if he hasn’t [been](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=434199) [pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=459127) [before](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=618122)…

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/28 "2011-08-25T17:09:23Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Having read Dios posts on being the man of the house and having control over what his daughters do and who they speak to..

You seem to have some confusion about the difference between children and spouses.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/29 "2011-08-25T17:11:21Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> You seem to have some confusion about the difference between children and spouses.

**Diogenes the Cynic: preening, sexist, self-imortant, gynophobic douche**

Yeah, sounds right to me.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/30 "2011-08-25T17:11:46Z")

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[quote=“DianaG, post:5, topic:594046”]

I have a theory that numbers at the end of a username generally indicate an idiot, an asshole, or some combination thereof.

Hey, screw you, I’m… oh, wait. Yeah, OK, I can see where you’re coming from.

😃

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/31 "2011-08-25T17:13:28Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Having read Dios posts on being the man of the house and having control over what his daughters do and who they speak to, frankly, remove the names in the OP and you could believe it was about Dio, and not by Dio.

There is a great deal of difference between acting paternalistcally towards women in general and acting paternalistically towards _your own children_. The latter is far more acceptable … the root word of “paternal” comming from “like a father”.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/32 "2011-08-25T17:17:23Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> **Diogenes the Cynic: preening, sexist, self-imortant, gynophobic douche**
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> Yeah, sounds right to me.

Pony up those sexist quotes, bro. Back up your shit.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/33 "2011-08-25T17:19:00Z")

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Little dogs sometimes think they are the boss of a household, too. Everyone lets them because it’s so funny.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/34 "2011-08-25T17:21:15Z")

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**Shodan** : sorry, but I don’t see the slightest nexus between the complaints in the OP and the issues related to same-sex marriage. I assume that the OP would be equally aghast at a husband who dealt with his spouse that way if the spouse in question were also a man.

**Buckey** : sorry, but I don’t think it’s fair to go after **Dio** on this subject merely because he expressed similar views about his minor children. You may disagree with those views, but it’s obvious there’s a principled distinction between a wife and your kids.

**Dio** : meh. I think there’s a wide range of appropriate relationships, and it’s for adults to select that relationship which pleases them. What’s described would make me very uncomfortable… but I knew a couple in a similar power-exchange relationship, and they didn’t call it “Biblical…” They called it “Twenty-four hour lifestyle D/s.”

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/35 "2011-08-25T17:23:15Z")

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> [@DianaG](#):
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> I have a theory that numbers at the end of a username generally indicate an idiot, an asshole, or some combination thereof. I’m sure there are several exceptions to this rule here, but he’s not one of them.

If I hadn’t changed my user name recently I would totally change it and put numbers it just based on this post.

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Pony up those sexist quotes, bro. Back up your shit.

[Joking Jr. modding]This ain’t GD. If you want to debate start a new thread.[/joking jr. modding]

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**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/36 "2011-08-25T17:24:25Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Little dogs sometimes think they are the boss of a household, too. Everyone lets them because it’s so funny.

This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time! And so true!

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/37 "2011-08-25T17:25:08Z")

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> [@Bridget\_Burke](#):
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> Thanks for starting this thread! I was about to make some inappropriately rude remarks in GD.
> 
> Let’s toss **RandRover** in, as well. I had no idea those dorks were so “Bible believing.” Not that the dork described in that thread seemed especially religious. Yes, there are nutcase religious folks who treat women hatefully–but other religious men treat women & children respectfully.

OK, I’m here. What’s your beef with me?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/38 "2011-08-25T17:29:33Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Which of the reasons you have for objecting to his view of marriage do not apply to objections to gay marriage? Keep in mind that **brazil84** has nowhere suggested that his idea of marriage should be enshrined into law.
> 
> Regards,  
> Shodan

But he is suggesting that all women want to be subordinate to men, even those who claim otherwise.

So the equivalence here would be if people were arguing for gay marriage because everyone secretly wanted to have gay sex even if they don’t admit it.

And brazil84’s dream marriage is already legal so the issue of enshrining it into law is non-existent.

In other words, there is no equivalence. Maybe in the next episode of Strawman Theatre, you can explain how opposing tax cuts is really a form of sexism.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/39 "2011-08-25T17:30:40Z")

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Bricker nailed it. Dio etc are totally OK with any alternative lifestyle . . . unless Jesus is involved, and then it’s all terrible and horrible.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazil84-preening-sexist-self-imortant-gynophobic-douche/594046/40 "2011-08-25T17:32:14Z")

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> [@Bridget\_Burke](#):
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> Let’s toss **RandRover** in, as well. I had no idea those dorks were so “Bible believing.”

They aren’t. They are, however, great believers in their own superiority over the other members of this board: a curious prison without walls, filled with grotesque creatures they loathe, from which they are inexplicably powerless to escape.

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