# Brazilian city approves annual Orgasm Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860 "2001-11-29T04:19:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/1 "2001-11-29T04:19:09Z")
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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/2 "2001-11-29T04:24:48Z")
That’s it, I’m moving to Brazil! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/3 "2001-11-29T04:27:09Z")
Damnit, it’s more than six months until Orgasm Day! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/4 "2001-11-29T04:28:43Z")
A true Patriot doesn’t wait to celebrate Orgasm Day, they would practice Orgasms EVERY Day! It’s the Ameri- , um, I mean, the Brazilian Way! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/5 "2001-11-29T04:30:13Z")
Feh. I think every day is Orgasm Day. ---
**Author:** ![Yumanite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b487fb/32.png) [@Yumanite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumanite)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/6 "2001-11-29T04:41:21Z")
> [@](#): > > - > > Originally posted by Arden Ranger\* > **Feh. I think every day is Orgasm Day.** I saw that one coming for some time now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/7 "2001-11-29T04:43:55Z")
**The inspiration for greatness:** > [@](#): > > It is the idea of Councillor Arimateia Dantas, who says he has personal motivation after losing out in love because of premature ejaculation. > > He said: “My ex-partner was very hot, but she took such a time to reach the orgasm that I couldn’t wait for her.” ---
**Author:** ![jaimest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaimest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaimest)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/8 "2001-11-29T04:44:25Z")
I fondly recall staying up on Orgasm Eve, and starting in right at the stroke of midnight. I could never wait until morning! I only wish I still believed in the spirit of Orgasm…☹ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/9 "2001-11-29T05:45:25Z")
Did you notice the name of the town? Ja estas la internacia lingvo de seksumo!! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/10 "2001-11-29T05:48:10Z")
I can’t wait for the Charlie Brown special. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/11 "2001-11-29T05:56:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > \*\*I can’t wait for the Charlie Brown special. \*\* _It’s the Great Orgasm, Charlie Brown_ ? ---
**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/12 "2001-11-29T06:21:47Z")
Oh great…I was hoping for another holiday where everyone’s expected to sit on some guy’s lap and tell him exactly what they want. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/13 "2001-11-29T06:30:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > > \*\*I can’t wait for the Charlie Brown special. \*\* > > _It’s the Great Orgasm, Charlie Brown_ ? \*\* God Dammit, do you people know that I need to sleep later? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Stewart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Dave\_Stewart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Stewart)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/14 "2001-11-29T07:44:16Z")
This reads really well with that diary account of the two Australian guys at Mardi Gras that’s doing the rounds. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/15 "2001-11-29T08:16:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > > \*\*I can’t wait for the Charlie Brown special. \*\* > > _It’s the Great Orgasm, Charlie Brown_ ? \*\* I, for one, can’t wait to see what Lucy does to punish Charlie Brown, because its obvious that this episode’s going to involve a lot more than him not being able to kick a football! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/16 "2001-11-29T11:44:22Z")
So how’s the Hallmark greeting card company going to handle this one? I hope not with a pop-up message card. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/17 "2001-11-29T14:40:23Z")
[Yakov Smirnov] What a cown-tree! [/Yakov Smirnov] [sub]And here’s hoping no poor soul is left having to Yakov on Orgasm Day.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/18 "2001-11-29T14:50:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > \*\*[Yakov Smirnov] What a cown-tree! [/Yakov Smirnov] > > [sub]And here’s hoping no poor soul is left having to Yakov on Orgasm Day.[/sub] \*\* We really need a rim-shot smilie. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/19 "2001-11-29T15:07:24Z")
Now _THAT_ would be a DopeFest! ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/20 "2001-11-29T15:28:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \* > \*\*I can’t wait for the Charlie Brown special. \*\* _You’re a Lousy Lay, Charlie Brown!_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860.md?page=2)