# Brazilian city approves annual Orgasm Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860 "2001-11-29T04:19:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/21 "2001-11-29T15:32:30Z")

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> _ **matt\_mcl** said:_  
> Did you notice the name of the town?
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> Ja estas la internacia lingvo de seksumo!!

I _knew_ there was a readon I started to learn that language… 🙂

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/22 "2001-11-29T15:40:30Z")

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Well, if it’s a _Brazilian_ holiday, you know the main thoroughfares and side-streets are going to be perfectly clean.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/23 "2001-11-29T15:40:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BlackKnight \*  
> \*\*I can’t wait for the Charlie Brown special. \*\*

\*In Your Dreams, Charlie Brown.  
You’re a Hard Man, Charlie Brown.  
Be a Bad Man, Charlie Brown!  
You’re a Pervert, Charlie Brown.  
A Charlie Brown Orgasm.  
\*

:D:D:D  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/24 "2001-11-29T15:44:18Z")

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ROAD TRIP!!!

And here in Maryland we have the antics of Kensington. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![A\_Demon\_Plaything](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@A\_Demon\_Plaything](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Demon_Plaything)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/25 "2001-11-29T16:40:35Z")

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I am kind of nervous about my first post.

Supposedly Brazil’s Mardi Gras is similar to that already though not officially. I wish I could move to Brazil but they probably would persecute me for my religion.

Light is envious of dark, otherwise there would be no preoccupation with it.

A Demon Plaything

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**Author:** ![Tokiwoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@Tokiwoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tokiwoki)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/26 "2001-11-29T16:47:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*Now _THAT_ would be a DopeFest! \*\*

I’m there!

Hey, I have a great appreciation for other cultures. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/27 "2001-11-29T17:13:43Z")

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Cue Peter Allen:

_When my baby  
when my baby smiles at me  
I come in Rio De Janeiro…  
There on the hot sand,  
and in a bungalow  
while monkeys play above -a,  
we’ll make love -a…_

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/28 "2001-11-29T17:26:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tokiwoki \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> > \*\*Now _THAT_ would be a DopeFest! \*\*
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> I’m there!
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> Hey, I have a great appreciation for other cultures. 🙂 \*\*

Well, doll, we could always just take off on our own and celebrate ourselves. Um, no. Celebrate each other’s, is what I meant. 😉

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/29 "2001-11-29T19:18:45Z")

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Orgasm day. Hmmm…Do you suppose all the workers get off for it?

Will there be a parade?  
“Welcome to the Channel 69 broadcast of the Orgasm Day parade, sponsored by In-and-Out Burgers. Our first float - a lovely train-and-tunnel motif - was made by our local Qwik Trip employees. That’s Councillor Arimateia Dantas riding in the cab of the locomotive. The train is scheduled to give a loud blast of it’s steam whistle as it passes the reviewing stand to officially start the parade. Wait, we’ve just been informed of a technical problem. It seems that Councillor Dantas has blown the entire load of steam before reaching the reviewing stand! Carrumba!”

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/30 "2001-11-29T19:40:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Yumanite \*  
> \*\*
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> > Originally posted by Arden Ranger\*  
> > **Feh. I think every day is Orgasm Day.**
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> I saw that one coming for some time now.
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> 😃 \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brazilian-city-approves-annual-orgasm-day/95860/31 "2001-11-29T19:52:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Doctor Jackson \*  
> \*\*  
> Will there be a parade?  
> \*\*

Well, of course there’s already a [Love Parade](http://www.loveparade.de/portal01/start1.html), but if one is good, then two would be better.

Personally, I just want to see the coronation of the Orgasm Queen! Or do you think it would be Ms. Orgasm? I can see her now, riding atop the vinyl covered float, clad only in her Venus Butterfly, set at full speed!

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