# BRB... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147 "2000-06-01T20:18:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/1 "2000-06-01T20:18:56Z")
…I have to go pee. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/2 "2000-06-01T20:23:59Z")
So do I, but you don’t see me leaving. _hmff!_ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/3 "2000-06-01T20:25:41Z")
OK, Im back now. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/4 "2000-06-01T20:36:18Z")
I nominate this thread for the Most Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share award. Oops, pardon me, I have to inhale. OK, I’m done. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/5 "2000-06-01T20:42:57Z")
I’m just glad he didn’t ask one of us to help him hold it. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/6 "2000-06-01T20:56:32Z")
It was cool, I was able to time a fart with the flushing of a loud toilet. I dont think anybody heard. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/7 "2000-06-01T21:11:25Z")
So? What do you want? A cookie? Well, ferget it. You’ve had enough fiber for one day. Now go light a match, or something. I have to go scratch. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/8 "2000-06-01T21:18:55Z")
OK. I’m done scratching now. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/9 "2000-06-01T23:14:21Z")
Golden Chair! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/10 "2000-06-02T00:26:11Z")
RRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrripppppp! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Whoops! Sorry; but I _do_ feel better! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brb/21147/11 "2000-06-02T06:34:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I’m just glad he didn’t ask one of us to help him hold it. > \*\* Speak for yourself…