# Breakfast Club punchline RIP John Hughes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-club-punchline-rip-john-hughes/505600>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 7, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-club-punchline-rip-john-hughes/505600 "2009-08-07T04:30:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-club-punchline-rip-john-hughes/505600/1 "2009-08-07T04:30:37Z")

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OK, we all know the part where Bender is crawling through the ceiling and tells the joke, "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,‘I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.’ Naked lady says…oh shit!(as he falls through ceiling)  
The line was apparently improvised by Judd Nelson and there was no actual punchline…so who can come up with the best one?

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**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-club-punchline-rip-john-hughes/505600/2 "2009-08-14T08:13:46Z")

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“I forgot my pencil.”

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-club-punchline-rip-john-hughes/505600/3 "2009-08-15T17:58:09Z")

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“I do, but my dog already has a fuzzy navel.”

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**Author:** ![sunnych](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@sunnych](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunnych)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-club-punchline-rip-john-hughes/505600/4 "2009-08-18T00:31:47Z")

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Lol u making it funny han