# breakfast delivered **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 7, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800 "2011-03-07T17:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/1 "2011-03-07T17:24:37Z")
Just asking for opinions. A guy friend comes over, you tell him you just got up, he offers to go home, make you breakfast and bring it over. He does, lots of pancakes, eggs, toast, biscuits. Is this just a friendly gesture or more? ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/2 "2011-03-07T17:34:52Z")
Bertha, I assume you’re a chick? More. Joe ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/3 "2011-03-07T17:36:03Z")
Way more. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/4 "2011-03-07T17:42:13Z")
So this guy sends me a handwritten birthday card saying “hello sexy. Boy would I love to stick my penis inside you.” What do you think it means? ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/5 "2011-03-07T17:42:13Z")
Way more. I suppose it would be one thing if he went to your kitchen and fixed you something - but to go home, prepare food, and then bring it over? Way, way more. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/6 "2011-03-07T17:48:28Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > So this guy sends me a handwritten birthday card saying “hello sexy. Boy would I love to stick my penis inside you.” > > What do you think it means? Thanks for that. I almost can’t breathe, with the laughter. ETA: I have been drinking, but am not drunk Joe ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/7 "2011-03-07T17:52:13Z")
But seriously, he really, really likes you. It’s a cinch that he wants to be your boyfriend. Joe ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/8 "2011-03-07T17:54:01Z")
> [@wheresgeorge04](#): > > Bertha, I assume you’re a chick? > > More. > > Joe Yes, but I could be a gay male. Everyone is not straight! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/9 "2011-03-07T17:57:58Z")
To paraphrase Chris Rock, he’s cooked you breakfast and brought it round. This implies the unspoken question: “do you want some DICK with that?” ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/10 "2011-03-07T18:01:31Z")
He totally wants to bone you. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/11 "2011-03-07T18:12:18Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > So this guy sends me a handwritten birthday card saying “hello sexy. Boy would I love to stick my penis inside you.” > > What do you think it means? Means he likes you, but not _that way._ Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/12 "2011-03-07T18:21:41Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > So this guy sends me a handwritten birthday card saying “hello sexy. Boy would I love to stick my penis inside you.” > > What do you think it means? He practically wrote this in maple syrup for you. Now, are we going to get the rest of the story or WHAT?!? ETA: I hope this wasn’t that dickhead who abandoned you and your friend out somewhere recently. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/13 "2011-03-07T18:26:13Z")
He brought mapel syrup also. Why do you hope that? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/14 "2011-03-07T18:28:23Z")
I hope it wasn’t the dickhead you posted about before because he’s proven himself to be an unreliable dickhead. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/15 "2011-03-07T18:34:25Z")
“Why do you hope that?” = Yes ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/16 "2011-03-07T18:37:11Z")
I figured as much, too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/17 "2011-03-07T19:11:21Z")
He really wanted to give you his breakfast sausage. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/18 "2011-03-07T20:14:38Z")
He either wants to bang you like a rusty screen door, or he’s gay. There’s no middle ground here. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/19 "2011-03-07T20:30:54Z")
Drain, you have a way with words. You all are saying this, but no moves have been made, and I am amenable to that. No not gay. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/20 "2011-03-07T20:34:30Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > He really wanted to give you his breakfast sausage. Right between the ol’ buttermilk biscuits. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=2)