# breakfast delivered **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 7, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800 "2011-03-07T17:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/181 "2011-12-12T23:34:28Z")
We need a cane to yank **ugly ripe tomato** off the stage. Anyone got one? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/182 "2011-12-12T23:44:19Z")
> [@](#): > > Not personally, but I used to work in the kids section of the library and among other livestock there were gerbils who went _squeakie_squeakie\* all the livelong day. I much preferred the bunny and the canary. Hamsters are worse-- They go _squeakie_squeakie\* all the livelong _night_. At least gerbils are diurnal. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/183 "2011-12-13T13:42:58Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > We need a cane to yank **ugly ripe tomato** off the stage. Anyone got one? Watch it, lady, or you’ll be starring in the SECOND verse 😛 ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/184 "2011-12-14T07:30:07Z")
So **Big Bertha** ’s breakfast delivery finishes up with a seasoned delivery by **ugly ripe tomato**. Couldn’t be more fitting. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/185 "2011-12-14T17:57:01Z")
**Sixy** got run over by a gerbil… squeaking home from Bertha’s Christmas Eve. People say there’s no such thing as Cecil, but as for me and Grandpa we believe! ---
**Author:** ![Igrapeape](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Igrapeape](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Igrapeape)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/186 "2011-12-14T18:46:24Z")
Totally agree. QUOTE=Enderw24;13837319]I concur. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/187 "2012-01-04T18:37:32Z")
Wrapping it up for all your viewing pleasure. Talked to my neighbor, his friend, yesterday and he said he told him he was seeing a bunch of women. The dude doesn’t beleive him cause he doesn’t see him with anyone but I guess i can walk away now. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/188 "2012-01-04T18:39:03Z")
Well, you had so very much holding you back from walking away before. But it’s good of you to take the never-before-taken step of wrapping this up for us. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/189 "2012-01-04T18:43:51Z")
Yes, sorry forgot my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/190 "2012-03-14T23:10:48Z")
Dammit, what was her sig? ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/191 "2012-03-14T23:15:52Z")
> [@Mewl\_Dear](#): > > Dammit, what was her sig? The one I see says “Czarcasm-I can see your marmoset panties.” ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/192 "2012-03-14T23:21:09Z")
_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie\* ---
**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/193 "2012-03-14T23:42:21Z")
She got banned why? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/194 "2012-03-15T01:10:39Z")
**Czarcasm** is a little touchy about people casting aspersions on his underwears. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/195 "2012-03-15T12:41:15Z")
Holy spinning gerbils! **Big Bertha** banned? Who’ll be bringing up breakfast? **ugly ripe tomato** , I’m crushed. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/196 "2012-03-15T12:47:57Z")
There, there, **Sixy,** you’ll be your saucy old self in no time. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/197 "2012-03-15T13:15:12Z")
I just got up. You should offer to go home, make me breakfast and bring it over. Lots of pancakes, eggs, toast, biscuits, and two other impossible things. Just as a friendly gesture… ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/198 "2012-03-15T14:15:29Z")
> [@Mewl\_Dear](#): > > She got banned why? You don’t know? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/199 "2012-03-15T19:55:52Z")
Neither do I. And I don’t see any obvious explanation in her recent posts. Whattup? ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/200 "2012-03-15T19:59:46Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Neither do I. And I don’t see any obvious explanation in her recent posts. Whattup? Word around town is that Bertha was a sock, namely of previously banned user Vanilla. I believe that there is a high chance that she has a new sock already and may have posted fairly recently… in this very thread!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=11)