# breakfast delivered

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 7, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800 "2011-03-07T17:24:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/101 "2011-05-25T00:06:13Z")

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> [@you\_with\_the\_face](#):
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> Am I the only one wondering if **BigBertha** is about to hook up with **Zsofia’s** ex?

> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Hmmm, they do bear striking similarities.

Maybe his name is Ron? Oh please let it be Ron.

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/102 "2011-05-25T14:08:29Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Yeah. If that’s what I was saying, that what it would’ve meant.

And if that’s what you would have meant, that’s how I would have explained it.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/103 "2011-05-25T15:32:12Z")

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And if that’s how you’d explained it, I would’ve… what are we talking about, again?

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/104 "2011-05-25T16:32:52Z")

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I’m not sure. I’ve only been following this thread because of the delicious breakfast involved.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/105 "2011-05-25T17:21:50Z")

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No Ron, sorry. I asked the clerk of courts today and she knows her ordinances. She said there is no violation but he claims the sitting mayor told him this.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/106 "2011-05-25T19:57:50Z")

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> [@BigBertha](#):
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> No Ron, sorry. I asked the clerk of courts today and she knows her ordinances. She said there is no violation but he claims the sitting mayor told him this.

Sounds like a conspiracy. You should write a letter to the editor to expose this corruption.

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/107 "2011-05-25T21:24:06Z")

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> [@BigBertha](#):
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> For a 1 minute drive?

Ass, Cash or Grass;TANSTAAFL ( or ride or breakfast )

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/108 "2011-05-26T17:40:01Z")

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He told me last nigth he is not ready mentally, physically or emotionally for a relationship. He was kind enough to walk over to my house last night in the pouring rain without a protective jacket just cause I wanted him to.

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/109 "2011-05-26T17:50:43Z")

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Flakes like him probably suck in bed, so I wouldn’t worry about him. Whatever sweet, seemingly sacrificial things he does get promptly undone by his wishy washy flightiness. Ain’t nothing cute about a grown man who acts like this.

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**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/110 "2011-05-26T17:54:24Z")

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> [@BigBertha](#):
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> He told me last nigth he is not ready mentally, physically or emotionally for a relationship. He was kind enough to walk over to my house last night in the pouring rain without a protective jacket just cause I wanted him to.

I’m beginning to suspect that he might not be ready mentally, physically, or emotionally to be mayor. Or to live outside of a group home.

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/111 "2011-05-26T17:57:39Z")

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I really, really would love to know where this is. I want to be king of moron mountain, and feel like I could do it here!

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/112 "2011-05-26T18:55:38Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> I concur.

It’s a rare thing for me to actually laugh out loud at a post. Well done.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/113 "2011-05-27T00:37:11Z")

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> [@Erdosain](#):
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> I’m beginning to suspect that he might not be ready mentally, physically, or emotionally to be mayor. Or to live outside of a group home.

Yeah, I’m seeing that, too. This whole story is just plain weird to me.

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**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/114 "2011-05-27T00:43:49Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/115 "2011-05-28T17:43:21Z")

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When he was leaving the other night, I mentioned he hadn’t come over to actually visit for 3 weeks. He said he has problems.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/116 "2011-05-28T18:16:01Z")

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> [@you\_with\_the\_face](#):
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> Am I the only one wondering if **BigBertha** is about to hook up with **Zsofia’s** ex?

Oh, honey, no. My ex can’t cook.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/117 "2011-06-11T19:17:02Z")

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Just thought I would wrap this up for you guys. Saw him on facebook yesterday. Said he was in ny, coming back tomorrow. Decioded to walk by his house a few hours later. he was sitting in his car in the driveway. I said I thought he was in ny. He was, he said. Well, it said back tomorrow, its still today. He didn’t reply, just looked at me like he had no idea what I was talking about.  
I don’t plan to contact him anymore, too bad, he said he couldn’t do this political run without me so hes out of luck.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/118 "2011-07-06T00:28:32Z")

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Okay this time I really will end the thread. remember he supposedly wasn’t ready for a relationship? Well, he forgot I have access to his e mail, though I even mentioned it the other day. Found him signed up to a sex match place and his profile. Seems he only wants a ‘relationship’ with black women, which i am not.

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**Author:** ![OleOneEye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f14d63/32.png) [@OleOneEye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OleOneEye)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/119 "2011-07-06T01:15:48Z")

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> [@BigBertha](#):
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> Seems he only wants a ‘relationship’ with black women, which i am not.

Is he black?

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/120 "2011-07-06T15:10:20Z")

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No.

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