# breakfast delivered **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 7, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800 "2011-03-07T17:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/121 "2011-07-06T15:16:58Z")
He didn’t forget you had access to his e-mail. I think he wanted you to see. And you should see…isn’t there a saying, “When people show us what they are, it’s our job to see it”? He is no good for you. I’m sorry. ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/122 "2011-07-06T16:43:38Z")
I’m not usually one to accuse someone of being a troll, but reading through this entire post, I just can’t help it. Some of this is just too ridiculous to comprehend and I feel like it’s a very concentrated whoosh. Running for mayor on food stamps? Just…huh? ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/123 "2011-07-06T20:51:44Z")
Nope, not trolling. Its real. Yes, he is running, he had back in 07 also, but was a write in then. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/124 "2011-07-06T21:04:23Z")
> [@elninost0rm](#): > > I’m not usually one to accuse someone of being a troll, but reading through this entire post, I just can’t help it. > > Some of this is just too ridiculous to comprehend and I feel like it’s a very concentrated whoosh. > > Running for mayor on food stamps? Just..huh? I agree with you 100%. I just finished watching the Showtime series “Shameless” and now I picture [William H. Macy’s character](http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/William+H+Macy+Filming+Shameless+Los+Angeles+N8v4C9z6MZ-l.jpg)when reading updates on this thread. \*\*Bertha \*\*- How is he funding his campaign if he’s accepting state help for food stamps? Not that a small-town mayor race would cost much, but there must be filing fees, maybe some printing costs for signs/posters, etc. If he can’t afford food (including steaks for you), how can he afford to run for office? Wait, does this guy work with **[flatlined](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=611926)**? ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/125 "2011-07-06T21:07:29Z")
Well, he claims he owns a gas station and is a singer with a contract. I do know he goes scrapping, getting metal things to turn in for money. Hes not funding it yet, supposedly some famous people will help him. ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/126 "2011-07-07T12:30:14Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > Well, he claims he owns a gas station and is a singer with a contract. I do know he goes scrapping, getting metal things to turn in for money. > Hes not funding it yet, supposedly some famous people will help him. Well, if this is real, good luck to you both. I just can’t wrap my head around it. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/127 "2011-07-07T16:14:34Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > He told me last nigth he is not ready mentally, physically or emotionally for a relationship. He was kind enough to walk over to my house last night in the pouring rain without a protective jacket just cause I wanted him to. Why did you want him to walk over without a protective jacket? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/128 "2011-07-07T16:57:09Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > Well, he claims he owns a gas station and is a singer with a contract. I do know he goes scrapping, getting metal things to turn in for money. > Hes not funding it yet, supposedly some famous people will help him. And by night, he’s secretly a pirate ninja zombie robot space pilot AND president of Atlantis! Don’t let the crazy stick its dick in YOU. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/129 "2011-07-07T18:22:26Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Don’t let the crazy stick its dick in YOU. Not without a protective jacket at least! ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/130 "2011-07-07T18:37:25Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Not without a protective jacket at least! Words to live by. (I will have you all know that my new guy has never run for public office AND has a job that actually sends him a paycheck every two weeks! With money in it!) ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/131 "2011-07-07T19:06:20Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Not without a protective jacket at least! funny! ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/132 "2011-07-18T23:18:37Z")
Well, we are hanging together again. Getting signatures for the campaign. Other day we were driving around, I said something, cannot recall what, he said, I try to make you happy, I try but its a lost cause. I said no it isn’t. So I wrote out a list of how to make me happy (chocolate first on the lsit, second, just spending time with him) and told him he was a blessing. Next day he comes over and instead of sayign hi he says hey beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/133 "2011-07-28T14:56:12Z")
I searched google and as he has so many posts on facebook, its hard to find old ones, but one I found in May was him saying he and Angela Simmons are in love. So I can’t compete with her so may as well give up. Yes, I am serious. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/134 "2011-07-28T16:19:53Z")
You’re seriously something alright. ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/135 "2011-07-28T16:21:58Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > You’re seriously something alright. 😛 Chocolate first on the list? Really? Seriously? That’s one hell of a sweet tooth. “She” bumps this every 2 weeks to a month with some useless update containing some sort of childish, cryptic game and leaves us to ponder solutions for this 5th grade game of cat and mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/136 "2011-07-28T22:18:18Z")
Well, she’s right about one thing: it’s hard to compete with [Angela Simmons](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Simmons). I mean, she has her own shoe company and is Run from Run DMC’s daughter. I’m sure Ms. Simmons is all about dating out-patient mayoral candidates who are on government assistance. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/137 "2011-09-22T15:18:15Z")
Going to wrap this up. Well his mental state has deteriorated, he was yelling loudly outside the board of elections back in August; things didn’t go his way. Last week I tried to walk to his care because he was supposed to drive us somewhere and he kept zigzagging and then said I was harrassing him. Two days ago he was to drive us to the dentist (I woudl not have asked if it wasnt an emergency). he told my son to get out of the car and turned and shook his fist in hisf ace growling that he was going to beat his ass. Then he toldf me I owed him money for driving us, even though he ahd said he wouldn’t charge me. he said $2, so i gave him a $5 and asked for the change when I came out and he said there is no change, thats was a joke. We have a police report against him. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/138 "2011-09-22T15:28:33Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > Just thought I would wrap this up for you guys. > [@BigBertha](#): > > Okay this time I really will end the thread. > [@BigBertha](#): > > Going to wrap this up. :rolleyes: I look forward to your November update when you wrap things up again for us. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/139 "2011-09-22T15:50:06Z")
Nutcase starts acting like nutcase (well, more like a nutcase) - there’s not much of a story here. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/140 "2011-09-22T16:27:03Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > Going to wrap this up. Well his mental state has deteriorated, he was yelling loudly outside the board of elections back in August; things didn’t go his way. Last week I tried to walk to his care because he was supposed to drive us somewhere and he kept zigzagging and then said I was harrassing him. Two days ago he was to drive us to the dentist (I woudl not have asked if it wasnt an emergency). he told my son to get out of the car and turned and shook his fist in hisf ace growling that he was going to beat his ass. Then he toldf me I owed him money for driving us, even though he ahd said he wouldn’t charge me. he said $2, so i gave him a $5 and asked for the change when I came out and he said there is no change, thats was a joke. We have a police report against him. I look forward to your election day update. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=8)